Omg ott! DNA for dogs
 

Front page of the obbo!


Have you seen it?
DNA for dogs?
Just to trace poo?

Be honest, as bad as standing on a turd is, let's not go daft.

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Rubbish like that is one of the reasons i rarely buy the paper.

But your a dog owner!

You've got to wipe it's arse with something.

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Wardens with night vision goggles.

Now pie in the sky talk of creating a DNA data base of doggy plop-plops.

I wonder what they'll come up with next?

Perhaps they might get Knitty Nora back, for some more community arts, and we'll all be crocheting some nice little canine incontinence pants.

Guess we'll just have to wait and see, what Cllr. Ken Mess has up his sleeve.

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You couldn't make it up could you

Leave dead Ken alone, if you had read the article, he was ducking under as best he could.

Perhaps he was given the job as spokesman for such a red hot pile of doo doo by the bosses just to see him sink?

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Whoopsie!

That should of course read 'Cllr. Ken Moss'.

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Try living where I do in the Peel ward and you would all appreciate anything being done to prevent this health hazard. Inconsiderate dog owners need to caught and taught a lesson, you wouldn't all be bleating on about it if it blinded one of children or grandchildren. Bring it on, catch the dirty gits and prosecute them. :mad:

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There seemed to be a whiff of desperation about the whole 'story'.

Still, we should support these madcap schemes.

I'll be taking my specimen in tomorrow.

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Lindsay I totally agree, but DNA, me thinks somebody at HBC has been watching too much CSI:rolleyes:

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No one in this thread has said this isn't a problem.

However the 'headline story' is risible.

No one knows if it's possible, or how much it would cost.

Or even if it's even legally possible to have a data base of every dog in Hyndburn's DNA profile.

The article more or less concludes it's unlikely to happen.

That, not the problem, is laughable.

I agree that folk should take care and be responsible for their animals.

This surely can be done without Dna samples?

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The simplest way, to effectively solve this problem, would be to remove all pavements and lamp-posts in the borough.

It worked, ridding Accy of town centre drinkers, by removing the benches from outside of the Market Hall.

:rolleyes:

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If, by some miracle, the council did compile a DNA data base of every dog in Hyndburn, we'd probably still have a problem.

There'd be hit an run attacks.

From Dingle dog owners, driving their dogs over the border, to lay an untraceable, steaming dog egg.

No, the simplest way would be make all dog owners take their dogs to the vets, have them all put down, then we can start on the cats!

What? Too simplistic? Too harsh for you owners?

Well the answer is simple take responsibility and don't just take your little poochykins crapping in the same place every time, convenient for you, perhaps, not good for the folk that live next to the growing stinking pile!