My Mother is a 9ft Alien; Claims Councillor!
 

Councillor Simon Parkes claims his real Mother is a 9ft green Alien!

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Labour councillor's 'real' mother was a 9ft green alien | UK news | guardian.co.uk

"It's fair to say about the Labour leadership, as our own Ed Jacobs has just done, that they're taking time to enthuse the UK public with their proposals and personalities.
Nothing wrong with that. Easy come-easy go is a sound rule in politics as in much else. I wonder if it will apply to a completely different Labour phenomenon on the Yorkshire coast: local councillor Simon Parkes who has had no problem with attracting interest.
He says that he was adopted as a baby by a 9ft tall, green alien which explained that she was his 'real, more important' mother. Later, when he was 11, she took him on board her spacecraft and a deal was struck about contact between the two worlds."

Contactee Simon Parkes Part 1.flv - YouTube

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I didn't know Whitby was in Hyndburn.

I've been to Whitby, it's the highest place in Yorkshire and yet is at sea level.
Could their fishermen be importing illegal substances?

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Wonder if hes any relation to yeh kestelx?:D

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Here's Mum :)


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aL76i0xi1W...0/Ostrich2.jpg


here's Mum and Dad :eek:

http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/wildli...cs/ostrich.jpg

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Listend to most of it, Don't know what to say really! What about his poor real mum ? Is she still around? Is this guy really a councillor? Labour? Might we see a Labour government in the ..future ? Will alien 1 be part of it? How do I get to another planet with air, water, etc pretty damn quick? don't tell me, alien 1 can get me a ticket ,,,,,right....wrong, I am off to WHITBY, better sea fishing over there,and the green things come on your sunday lunch, spring cabbage....sprouts, frogs, oh don't set ME off...............Tony..Ten to 1 now, have to sleep wi light on...:cool:

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Thats nowt we have a MP that claims he represents the people of his constituancy ..

as far as tall stories go id rather give the guy with the 9ft alien mum the benefit of doubt ;)

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Bang on mate :)- these politicians are all the same - they do the least they can safely get away with. Yes they are out of touch with reality and telling tall stories.:D

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At least this bloke can function as a normal person and do his job as a councillor he seems sane. :rolleyes:

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Wonder what is Dad was like:rolleyes:

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I think this should be in Anything Goes....and why on earth has anyone given it a five star rating???????

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Well who do you think Margaret:rolleyes:

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No, the mother's from Hyndburn. That's the connection. I get it now. Obvious really. I saw her outside The Regency 42 years ago, the rest of the evening is a complete blank.

But I can't work out why he is a Labour Councillor when his mum is so obviously a Conservative. She was at the party conference last year, she likes to keep a low profile.

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It is a factual story regardless of the claims - also who said the people that rated it are from Earth! lol :eek:

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Well you said it;)