27 May 2012
 

Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Sorry Steve2qec, looks like you'll miss your birthday on Monday. :(;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

And Dave walkinman make the most of the stag do on Saturday! :drunk: :drink::alc:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I'll open my presies on Saturday, just-in-case...!!!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

How come I didn't hear the trumpet? Anyhow, it's from Revelations, a book which, according to many scholars, should have been included in the apocrypha ... But, if the world does come to an end on the 27th., at least we will have nice weather for it:rolleyes:

For those of you who believe that the end of the world is near, have a gamble; max out your plastic:theband: Or phone your boss and tell him what you really think of him. Tell your wife it's about time she shed a few kilos. Strap a few sticks of dynamite around your middle and blow up the target of your choice. All kinds of stuff you can do to make the apocalyptical event a lot more fun:)

Oh, and on the 27th, have a nice day, eh.;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I've got an hospital appointment next week, I hate missing appointments;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

The one good thing if it does= Its the cricket season.:theband::D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

At least we'll see Englebert win Eurovision.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well a lot's got to happen tomorrow according to this post on 29 April 2012 from Ronald Weinland who is the pastor of God's Church on earth, and has also been appointed by the God of Abraham to be His end-time prophet and one of the two end-time witnesses (and spokesman of both), preceding the return of Jesus Christ on May 27, 2012:

As readers of this site know, May 27, 2012, is the time that I have stated as being the date Jesus Christ will return as King of kings over all government on this earth. For such an event to come to pass, the Trumpets of Revelation must all sound, the United States and dollar collapse, the ten nations of Europe arise to fulfill the final revival of the Holy Roman Empire, and Russia with China must unite against Europe in WWIII.

As an aside, readers of this site should also grasp that as far as prophecy is concerned, ten nations in Europe have already combined in association with one another to the degree that the mixture of clay and iron is fulfilled. All that remains is their entrance into a final war, a prophecy that can be fulfilled quickly, as this posting will cover.

How is it possible or even conceivable that all these things can happen in such a short time? And what if none of these events have occurred as late as five, four, or even three days before Jesus Christ is to return? Is it truly reasonable that Christ is coming on May 27th? No, it is not reasonable, not within the parameters of man’s thinking. When this date was given just over three and a half years ago, it was not reasonable to people then, and now it has simply become that much more unreasonable.


But as the last apostle in this age, and as God’s end-time prophet, I am still telling people that this is true and that a short-lived WWIII is now at our doorstep. Due to this strong conviction, the Church of God – PKG is putting all its resources into promoting this final message of Christ’s impending return in order to complete the “work” that God has given us to do. This “work” is nearly complete. As my previous post was written over two months ago, this may well prove to be my final one, since there are only four weeks remaining in this age.


Enjoy!! before the men in white coats come to take him away...

Re: 27 May 2012
 

You cannot be serious... the world really would end if that happened!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I'll be rooting for him.
Believe it or not, I love Eurovision night...!!!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Now I know why you're good at pop music in the quiz! Does Anne let you have the remote control for the evening?

I might have had a look if it weren't for Graham Norton - he really makes me cringe.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

If the weather holds on Sunday, hope it don't end until after the Accy Cricket match.:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Speak for yourself Steve:eek::eek::eek::D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Damn, just bought next weeks tv times. Wonder if i can get my money back. :eek::eek::):)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Damn!!! And it's such nice weather, and it's weekend, and I've just had my house decorated and I've made plans for the weekend - how very very inconvenient!!!! I'm not putting up with it!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Write to your MP anne, or on second thoughts don't bother;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Ah ... the King of Kings is returning ... this will really pee off the anti-monarchists ... it would be so much better if He Who Will Rule Over the End of Times were elected by the people ... well, those of voting age anyway.:rolleyes:

Perhaps He's coming now in order to save England from being embarassed at the Euro 2012.;)

Maybe the Risen Christ will take a look at the EU regulations concerning how to end the world, get po'd at the bulk of material to go through, and return to Heaven with a copy (carried by a multitude of the Angelic Host) in order that he might end the world in the correct, and politically correct way.

There's a whole bunch of things that could derail the timetable.

If Christ comes, and he resembles Elvis, things might not be all that bad ... if he looks like Jimmy Hoffa, watch out:eek:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

[quote=susie123;993855]Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Considering he's sure it's going to happen, why the get out clause ? :rolleyes:

And anyways, it's a bank holiday here on Monday so I'm not playing his game & missing a day off. :D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

[quote=Retlaw;993917]No, not at all, the Olympics will still go on; in fact, they will last an eternity ... this will be Hell;) Sinners will be forced to watch in 3D on immense tv screens for ever ... and ever ... and ever .............

Re: 27 May 2012
 

'Hark the herald angels sing.

Another nutter thinks he's Emperor Ming.'

:rolleyes:

What happened to the last prophet of doom, Pastor Harold 'if at first you don't succeed, have another guess' Camping?

Is he still of this world?

Bless him.

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Re: 27 May 2012
 

[QUOTE=Retlaw;993917]See every cloud has a silver lining.:theband:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well I'm going to carry on regardless and not let anything as trivial as the end of the world as we know it interfere - the very idea!!! It won't get past me!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I have Rach on my side for Eurovision so it's two against one.....the TV is ours!!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

We'll all be laughing on the other side of our faces, if he's right.

Well we will, if laughing's allowed in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

:dflam:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Only during Coffee/Smoke breaks, the rest of the time it's weeping, wailing & the gnashing of teeth, but there is a Sports afternoon Wednesdays, where you can chuckle as you push the boulder up & down the hill, or you're playing search for your eyeballs as the demons pluck 'em out ....... 'Ere sounds like a warm Butlins to me. :D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Smoking's still allowed down there?

Where do I sign up?

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Re: 27 May 2012
 

Course it is mate, can't be doing with Elf & safedy in Hell, that'd be like going to France !!!! :eek:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I think I'm going to like it there.

Loads of naughty people, great tunes, music c/o the Devil.

Good night out.

Sounds like heaven to me.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Your proper strange you ! ;) :D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Don't start coming all holier than thou.

I'm proud to be strange, and leader of the freak people.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Moi ??? I live in the land of the eternal sinners & dodgy doings ! :s_aim1:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

You're losin' it matey.

You left Liverpool years ago.

You live in Germany now.

Look out of the window of your Hansel and Gretel cottage.

It'll hopefully all come back to you la'.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

And you being a fashionista & all that !

Didn't you realise ? Germanys the new Scousland :D

As to looking out the window, bit awkward that as we've eaten the frame ! :eek:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

When I spent a summer working for a fashion magazine, they did all love the fact I was from Liverpool.

Suprise, suprise, it's not Cilla here.

Even more suprising, it's Gonorreah.

Here to sort out your appalling lack of style, at Führer's Quarterly.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Meine Crap ? :idunno: Big on the black & silver, with some field grey thrown in, in a military style was quite en vogue a few years back, since then nothing really.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Can it not end before we come bottom at Eurovision Song Contest?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Think your wrong there Dave there would be no smoking in hell mate, thats where all the Elf and Safety protagonists end up:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Ya ain't been on this site long have ya Dave:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Ol' Beelzebub didn't sign up to it, no smoking = no smoking pits of sulphur & brimstone & as to furnaces of Hell ? Naked flames, they'd be having kittens, nah, he used his veto. :D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I always thought that Elf and safety were Beelzebub Dave:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Nope, you've got it all arse about face there Jay Nick & his boys do proper torment, plucking out eyeballs, red hot pokers up the jacksey & multitudinousness torments. The jobsworths on the other hand are pure annoying amateurs with no idea of causing torment just bluddy minded aggravating misery. :rolleyes:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Never said they were experts, they're still learning the trade of misery making Dave, but they're getting there fasttttttttttttt:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Every year we're told this same rubbish, unless we get hit with a big meteor or there's mass nuclear war I think we're safe.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

If you are interested in 2012 prophecies, this is one which I find appealing.

Time Wave Zero - a graph depicting events in past and future.

How it originated -
Time Wave Zero - YouTube

....and the detailed graph for this year is in the thumbnail below.

The graph shows 'ever increasing novelty'(marked by descent of the line) until it descends to the baseline in December.
i.e. - more and more novel things are happening until 'ultimate novelty' is reached, and the graph ends (just as the Mayan calendar ends).

This is not doomsday prediction, any more than the mayan calendar doesn't predict the end of the world.

It is likely that how we chart 'time' will change, which could well be due to development of time travel - we won't know until we get there.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Ah but according to the man who thinks tomorrow will be Doomsday, mass nuclear war in the shape of World War III wil happen first - in the next 24 hours! Be afraid, be very afraid! :rolleyes:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Just think if it does happen tomorrow, the amount of dusting that will be required on Monday is daunting

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Oh I'm going to bed soon just in case tomorrow is the end of the world as we know it, I'll want to get a full shift in on the last day:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I like this better than Mr Ronald Weinland's predictions.

Skeeter Davis - the End of the World - YouTube

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Someone's going to be gutted.

Tonight's lottery winner.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

well at least it's a nice day for it!

I wont bother stocking up on aftersun

Re: 27 May 2012
 

What time's kick off?

Just wondered if I've time to cook a chicken.

Which U.S. time zone does God set his watch by?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well i'm goin up accy cricket this aft, If it happens will be good place to be sat in the sun.:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Hello:eek:Hello:eek:Anybody there, yippee I'm still alive, :D:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Will I have time to cook two Lamb shanks and new potatoes for tea?
(No, not for me...for Ma and himself...I'm having blind salad)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

And I've put a load of washing on...hope it dries before it all goes belly up.
Let's go to eternity clean and smelling nice!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Luckily, I decided not to give away all my worldly possesions...!!!

Re: 27 May 2012
 

till got your guitar then Steve:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Its now 10-5am Margaret your washings dry:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well it's the end of the world for Englebert in the light of his result in the Eurovision! :D

I was just wondering if it's worth nipping out for a paper

Re: 27 May 2012
 

oh well I might go up the coppice with some beers and wait for it to happen.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Yep, never give them away...

Re: 27 May 2012
 

That seems like too much hard work Restless, why not just wonder down the Park, sod that schlepping up the coppice:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

They got it wrong, the Mayan Calender says it's the 21 December 2012! :D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Perhaps you should set up camp in Gamblers Caves might be safer from nuclear explosions! ;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Yup ... gotta have clean underwear and sox when you meet the almighty:mosher: Oh ... and make sure you go to the washroom first ... there will be a big line up at the pearly's.:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

No John...it has only just finished......I'm just about to put it on the line.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

the day isn't over (for us) yet:)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I think he will use Greenwich ...

I'm wondering if it will all happen at once, or if it will be a kind of rolling apocalypse, starting in London and working its way westward:confused: ... this would mean I have about five more hours than you guys.:theband:.

I would cook the chicken ... if you can't sit down and eat it, make sandwiches so that you'll have something to eat as you journey to the bowels of hell.;) Me ... I'm going to hang out in the second circle for a while ... bring the sandwiches and join me there; I'll bring the beer and the wine.:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

The suspense is killing me - even if the end of the world doesn't.

Chicken sandwiches and beer in hell - sounds like my sort of going-away party.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

This could be it ... there is a small cloud in the southwest that looks a lot like Elvis.:eek:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Someone's pressure cooker's just exploded at a caravan park near Margate.

I think it's started.

The final countdown.

It's been fun.

I'm off to do something I've always wanted to do.

Knock a policeman's helmet off.

It's going to be tough.

Finding a Bobby wearing headgear in this heat.

Though I'm determined to find one, in the little time we have left.

Can't miss this once in a life time opportunity.

Armageddons occur less frequently than Preston Guilds.

See you lat...whoops.

Good-bye.

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Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well for me its up to the park. (the one at the coppice) I have a few beers I am taking up with me soon. The park is likely to be busy so I don't want to drink them on the park with all the kiddies around... Plus if Accy is going to burn a firely death-- I guess I can watch it burn before the flames reach me.... hmm perhaps I should be packing water rather than beers... oh well :drunk::thepint::cheers::whatthe::beer58::drink: :signbeer:


hmm where abouts are they?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

back of the coppice:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

P.S. Someone needs to inform the Met. Office, to take down their long range weather forecast.

;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well according to today's forecast the temp's going to peak at 26 degrees at 4pm. Perhaps that's when the flames will start.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

As Jaysay says, Gamblers Caves are on your left as you travel towards Haslingden on the A 56 Bypass.Past the top of Sandy Lane where Spire Farm is.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Nobody's posted on this for a while ... you guys ok? Still hangin' in there?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Yep still here, still waiting. I guess Mr Weinland is busy writing his get-out speech.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Yes, thanks.

I'm in hiding. Just waiting for the end to start.

I did knock a copper's helmet off.

So it can't come soon enough for me now.

Was an actual start time mentioned, by God's representative here on Earth?

I can hear what sounds like a police helicopter.

Unless it's just the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

You actually managed to find a copper? with or without a helmet.

Did you enjoy the chicken?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Watching footie not many better ways to go lol.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Yes, I just called 999, and said there was a hen in my kitchen.

Two birds, well one really, with just one stone.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I did sue just about remember 15 of us running over Menai bridge at about three this morn minus quite a lot of our clothes:o:o:D:D:do-one:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Well we're an hour ahead and nothings hap

Re: 27 May 2012
 

No wonder they thought the world was going to end!:w00t:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Very good di:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Cheeky:p:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I suppose all you guys are staying up until midnight ... it would be a pity to miss it ... I wonder if the whole Universe is going to go, or will it be just our "mostly harmless" planet?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Actually we're going to have to be vigilant till 1am as we're on British Summer Time one hour ahead of GMT...

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I'm actually getting more than a tad tee'd off at all this millennial eschatological bs ... it's a lot like waiting for Godot, or waiting for the barbarians even.:rolleyes: Well, at least we can make fun of it. Finish this later; gotta run; there's some moron in the street blowing a goddam trumpet.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Could be worse Eric mate............The damn thing coulda ended.:D;)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Naughty, naughty prophet of doom.

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:rolleyes:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Why pay when the end of the world is at hand?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I think it might all be off....

'So candidly, I am disappointed that Jesus Christ hasn’t begun his return. But I am also excited to know that there remains a short work in front of us. That will be explained in the Pentecost sermon that I will be organizing and prerecording as soon as I finish writing this post.'

Ronald Weinland recants - Jesus Christ not returning May 27, 2012

I'm going to have a criminal record now, thanks to this false prophet.

Duped, by a Yankee nutter.

It feels like the end of the world.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Worth a punt.

Though he may want to try a different defence, now that it will be going to court.

:rolleyes::D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

So Jesus is late. Can't trust anybody these days... :end::bingobang

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Mmmm ... have to think about that ... (i'm a little stoned; so it might take some time.);)

Re: 27 May 2012
 

im still here ... and the accy is still standing tho i didnt let the spugster loose in accy ....and hes now safely back up the road ...