Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 1000516) Could only happen in Ossie..I wonder if he went bareback? :D

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1000527) don't they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'?

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1000520) Is there any 'appropriate' sexual behaviour with a horse? The man is deranged.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1000537) Home on derange!! obviously a gobbin. or should i say dobbin.:D

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 1000541) Maybe one of he's "Neigh-bours" will recognise him

Originally Posted by davemac (Post 1000549) Canter tell me if the jobs still open, it would filly in my days, I could trot around tomorrow. my friend gymkhana told me about it, cant say farrier than that.

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1000623) Son...I have educated you much better than this......Bovine is the word. Cow is common.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1000630) Well the Welsh prefer sheep...........or so they say.:D

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1000632) This then, should make any Welsh contributors ecstatic & overcome with desire ............. Some Celtic Babes doing their thang, there's even a Bovine beauty (I assume, as I'm most certainly not an expert on such matters cough, cough, hem, hem) in there to please those of such a bent. ;)

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1000641) No Dave, not a beautiful cow I'm afraid - a rather scrawny cross-breed.:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1000554) How practical is such a feat unless he had a stepladder:confused:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1000655) Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale) :D Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? :) (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why) :D

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1000655) Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale) :D Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? :) (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why) :D

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Lancashire, walks into a small village and sees a local
sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Gobbin: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right.
Gobbin: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Gobbin: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Gobbin: "Uh, the sheep doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey sheep, how's it going?"
Sheep: "Cool"
Gobbin: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Sheep: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Sheep: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He often keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Gobbin: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Gobbin: "The horse is a lying git!

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 1000844) Ossy. It reminds you of Wales in a way.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1000864) We're a haven for animal loving tourists.

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1000869) I'm afraid you're saddled with them.

Originally Posted by ToffeeGuy (Post 1001997) Looks like they've finally reined in the fella. Man charged with having sex with horse (From Lancashire Telegraph)

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1000520) Is there any 'appropriate' sexual behaviour with a horse? The man is deranged.

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1002007) A man who lives in Blackburn, but sounds as if he is from far further afield......an Eastern European name.

Originally Posted by keith higson (Post 1002010) you are not supposed to say that the man is deranged, the tree huggers etc believe that the have to be helped, they also believe in fairies (the ones at the bottom of your garden).

Originally Posted by flashy (Post 1002055) he needs castrating ( i almost said something else then, then i remembered it was a family forum)

Originally Posted by flashy (Post 1002055) he needs castrating ( i almost said something else then, then i remembered it was a family forum)

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1002019) I stand by my original comment...the man is deranged, a pervert. He will probably get off with a slap on the wrist.

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 1002088) i just hope the pervert gets locked up.I certainly dont want him touching my Ass.. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CO0zjjgBW3...e%20shower.jpg

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1002007) A man who lives in Blackburn, but sounds as if he is from far further afield......an Eastern European name.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002101) Not that having a foreign name doesn't mean your family hasn't been here for a good few generations, as examplified by our Royal family, but in this case you are right. Here's young Grzegorz Suliga at home in Poland, before moving to Blackburn. Google Translate I wonder what attracted him to Britain? Our generous welfare and social benefits system? Or just wanting to get his oats in some far distant foreign field?

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1002104) I find the common assumption that Eastern Europeans in this country are only here to take advantage of our welfare system quite distasteful. Of course I can't speak for this particular individual but next door to us live two Polish families who are very hard working and some of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. I would far rather have them as neighbours than some of the home grown low lifes from further down the street.

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1002104) I find the common assumption that Eastern Europeans in this country are only here to take advantage of our welfare system quite distasteful.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002108) I couldn't live in Morecambe. There's always the exception to the rule.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002108) 'Poland’s welfare spending is lower than in any other EU member state, lagging behind comparatively poorer nations like Romania and Bulgaria, reports Dziennik. According to a recent report by Eurostat, Poland spends a paltry 0.8 percent of GDP on welfare and family benefits, around a third of the EU average.' Poland's welfare in a state | Presseurop (English) I blame our government/s. Not the people here legally, thanks to the European Union. I'm sure if I was Polish, I'd consider leaving. Anywhere must be better than life in Jezdziec, where this pervert's from. Well almost anywhere. I couldn't live in Morecambe. There's always the exception to the rule.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1002111) I have no problem foreign nationals getting benefits in this country, but at the same rate they would get back in their homeland, think you would see a huge drop in tourist if that was the case

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1002110) Well at least there's one thing to be thankful for.:rolleyes::p

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1002117) Well i have a problem wi it,:rolleyes: They should get the same rates as Britons would get in their country, Then i got no problem.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1002111) I have no problem foreign nationals getting benefits in this country, but at the same rate they would get back in their homeland, think you would see a huge drop in tourist if that was the case

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1002117) Well i have a problem wi it,:rolleyes: They should get the same rates as Britons would get in their country, Then i got no problem.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1002120) Cashy read my post again matey, think thats what I said:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1002117) Well i have a problem wi it,:rolleyes: They should get the same rates as Britons would get in their country, Then i got no problem.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1002121) Not the way i read it, Yours refers to what Foreign Nationals should get back in Homeland.:p

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002122) Stop, stop. Anymore of this questioning the free entry of European nationals to Britain will cause some sensitive souls the same distaste that Gordon Brown probably felt, when questioned by Gillian Duffy about immigration, shortly before the last General Election. Soon there'll be accusations of racism, and bigotry flying about. Rather than what's really at the crux of this issue, government policy.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002122) Rather than what's really at the crux of this issue, government policy.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1002125) Exactly the point i have been screaming about fer decades.;)

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002128) Yet there's that small group of people who are immune from hearing any similar questions, or in your case, screams. Politicans.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1002130) That n many other things are the main reasons Less n Less people can be bothered to vote IMHO.:(

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1002134) Agreed. Should be relaunched as an ITV, Saturday night talent show. That'll engage the disenfranchised. You were good in the early rounds Graham, but after your woeful version of the classic 'I Talk of Democracy, But Vote Against It', I'm afraid it's a massive 'No' from me. Good-bye. http://www.mickeyray.com/emoticons/e...goodbye_01.GIF

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1002064) Seems like Davemac came across some more possible victims.... Horses in hairnets. | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1002157) Haha nice one :) OOOO I didn't know about this photo group. I joined up and added some pics. Some amazing pics there.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1002123) No cashy I said they should get the same rate here as they would back in their homeland, me thinks not too many would make the trip;)

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1002159) How do we find you on Fickr Rob?

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 1002174) I wonder if these Poles have sex with carp fish when they steal 'em from your garden pond?

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 1002178) I've always found that Herons are the main culprits when it comes to stealing the very valuable carp from my rather large pond in me back yard.. how big is your pond?:)

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 1002166) I just signed up to flikr. Have you joined that photo group? You should see my pics as they are the latest uploaded

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 1002181) There you go again..changing the subject...defending your eastern european friends and all the criminality that arises from our membership of the 'EU'.

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1002183) No haven't signed up, I have no desire to upload my photos but I like to look at those of others. I just went on to look for your pics and it said 3000+ photos have been loaded in the last minute... so how do I find yours. Just wondered if I could search for your username, but I don't know what that is.

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1002161) Maybe they should get the benefits that Canada will be giving to refugee claimants .... and that would be nothing, or, if you prefer it, nowt;) Oops ... I forgot ... refugee claimants who arrive, escorted by a Canadian warship, in some beat up old rust bucket of a ship do get a (compulory) two - week stay in one of our nice prisons. Three squares a day and use of the weight room:alright: Seems like you guys are heading in the opposite direction from us. We are making it tougher and tougher to get into our country, and you seem to be making it easier and easier. I don't get it. You can't make Europe into one big happy family. There's a good reason why it won't work. Too much bloody history. Way too much.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1002222) Ya Eric I think its high time we exported some of our do gooders over to Canada

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1002226) What have the Canadians ever done to you that you would punish them in such a cruel manner Jay?

Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 1002191) This thread takes the title for most surreal of the day from horse to government policy to membership of flikr in three easy moves:confused::confused::D:D

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1002362) It's a long way from banging dobbin, but the kid knows how to ride.;) ]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1002435) Eric, I'll bet if I asked you if you can do that on the Harley you'd say 'Neigh'.

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1002435) Eric, I'll bet if I asked you if you can do that on the Harley you'd say 'Neigh'.

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1002497) Maybe ... but not at the same speed;) And if you asked me to get it on with a horse, "neigh" would definitely be the answer.:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1002506) Especially if it was a stallion:eek::D