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Old 30-06-2012, 21:17   #1
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Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

On first glance when I saw the newspaper article,I thought neigh that's a weird job vacancy!
Man wanted for ?inappropriate sexual behaviour? with horses in Oswaldtwistle field (From Lancashire Telegraph)
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Old 30-06-2012, 21:24   #2
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

He needs his boy bits chopping off & ramming down his throat if they catch him. Poor horses, let's hope the magistrate does his/her job properly & give him a long custodial sentence, instead of a slapped wrist £100 fine & 50 hours community service.
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Old 30-06-2012, 21:59   #3
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Could only happen in Ossie..I wonder if he went bareback?
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:06   #4
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Is there any 'appropriate' sexual behaviour with a horse?

The man is deranged.
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:07   #5
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

He needs gelding
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:07   #6
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Could only happen in Ossie..I wonder if he went bareback?
You beat me to it !!!! I'd love to know how attractive the horse was. I'm not condemning him until I know if the horse was fit or not
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:10   #7
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

don't they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'?
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:10   #8
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I wonder if he's married..god help the woman who got saddled with the perv!
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:12   #9
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don't they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'?
Aye and you don't look a gift horse in the ..um
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:16   #10
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

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Is there any 'appropriate' sexual behaviour with a horse?

The man is deranged.
Home on derange!! obviously a gobbin. or should i say dobbin.
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:18   #11
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Home on derange!! obviously a gobbin. or should i say dobbin.
Or perhaps an ass-hole?
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:22   #12
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Maybe one of he's "Neigh-bours" will recognise him
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:23   #13
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Woah steady on let's reign this thread in.
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:23   #14
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Maybe one of he's "Neigh-bours" will recognise him
He might live on Whinny Hill.
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:26   #15
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I bet he was drunk on Red Rum
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