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Old 30-06-2012, 22:29   #16
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

Hear theres a big un from ossy after him as well, fer assaulting his Lady.
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:34   #17
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Canter tell me if the jobs still open, it would filly in my days, I could trot around tomorrow. my friend gymkhana told me about it, cant say farrier than that.
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:36   #18
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Canter tell me if the jobs still open, it would filly in my days, I could trot around tomorrow. my friend gymkhana told me about it, cant say farrier than that.
Stop foaling around, Dave...
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:45   #19
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All this horse play....
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Old 30-06-2012, 22:46   #20
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How practical is such a feat unless he had a stepladder
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Old 01-07-2012, 04:41   #21
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Please take it easy we have young children registered on this Family site
this thread WILL be moved to the 18 section if the comments continue
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:08   #22
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Nay Mick nay
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Old 01-07-2012, 11:23   #23
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He was probably fed up with his old Cow !
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Old 01-07-2012, 12:14   #24
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Son...I have educated you much better than this......Bovine is the word.
Cow is common.
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Old 01-07-2012, 12:44   #25
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Son...I have educated you much better than this......Bovine is the word.
Cow is common.
Yeh must make allowances fer scousers Margaret.
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:10   #26
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I know Ma & stand corrected, but on occasion the common must be used to highlight a point:-

"He was probably fed up with his old Bovine !" Just doesn't have the same punch really & as to that there Cashmeister & his tuppenceworth ......... well !
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:25   #27
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You are probably right son.......but I do prefer bovine..or heifer.
Heifer would have fit nicely too..'he was fed up with his old heifer' has a poetic ring to it.
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:37   #28
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Such deviance is likely due to not 'sowing his wild oats' in his youth.
(the mane reason maybe)
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:42   #29
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Well the Welsh prefer sheep...........or so they say.
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Old 01-07-2012, 14:03   #30
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Well the Welsh prefer sheep...........or so they say.
This then, should make any Welsh contributors ecstatic & overcome with desire ............. Some Celtic Babes doing their thang, there's even a Bovine beauty (I assume, as I'm most certainly not an expert on such matters cough, cough, hem, hem) in there to please those of such a bent.
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