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Lampman 30-06-2012 21:17

Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
On first glance when I saw the newspaper article,I thought neigh that's a weird job vacancy!
Man wanted for ?inappropriate sexual behaviour? with horses in Oswaldtwistle field (From Lancashire Telegraph)

wallop79 30-06-2012 21:24

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
He needs his boy bits chopping off & ramming down his throat if they catch him. Poor horses, let's hope the magistrate does his/her job properly & give him a long custodial sentence, instead of a slapped wrist £100 fine & 50 hours community service.

Mancie 30-06-2012 21:59

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Could only happen in Ossie..I wonder if he went bareback? :D

Margaret Pilkington 30-06-2012 22:06

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Is there any 'appropriate' sexual behaviour with a horse?

The man is deranged.

maxthecollie 30-06-2012 22:07

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
He needs gelding

Claytoner40 30-06-2012 22:07

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 1000516)
Could only happen in Ossie..I wonder if he went bareback? :D

You beat me to it !!!! I'd love to know how attractive the horse was. I'm not condemning him until I know if the horse was fit or not

Margaret Pilkington 30-06-2012 22:10

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
don't they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'?

Mancie 30-06-2012 22:10

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
I wonder if he's married..god help the woman who got saddled with the perv!

Mancie 30-06-2012 22:12

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1000527)
don't they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire'?

Aye and you don't look a gift horse in the ..um :D

cashman 30-06-2012 22:16

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1000520)
Is there any 'appropriate' sexual behaviour with a horse?

The man is deranged.

Home on derange!! obviously a gobbin. or should i say dobbin.:D

susie123 30-06-2012 22:18

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1000537)
Home on derange!! obviously a gobbin. or should i say dobbin.:D

Or perhaps an ass-hole?

Mancie 30-06-2012 22:22

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Maybe one of he's "Neigh-bours" will recognise him

Claytoner40 30-06-2012 22:23

Woah steady on let's reign this thread in.

susie123 30-06-2012 22:23

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 1000541)
Maybe one of he's "Neigh-bours" will recognise him

He might live on Whinny Hill.

Claytoner40 30-06-2012 22:26

I bet he was drunk on Red Rum


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