Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 

Hear theres a big un from ossy after him as well, fer assaulting his Lady.:eek:

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Canter tell me if the jobs still open, it would filly in my days, I could trot around tomorrow. my friend gymkhana told me about it, cant say farrier than that.

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 

Stop foaling around, Dave...

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All this horse play....;)

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How practical is such a feat unless he had a stepladder:confused:

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Please take it easy we have young children registered on this Family site
this thread WILL be moved to the 18 section if the comments continue

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Nay Mick nay:rolleyes:

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He was probably fed up with his old Cow ! :idunno: ;) :s_aim1:

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Son...I have educated you much better than this......Bovine is the word.
Cow is common.

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Yeh must make allowances fer scousers Margaret.:hehetable

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I know Ma & stand corrected, but on occasion the common must be used to highlight a point:-

"He was probably fed up with his old Bovine !" Just doesn't have the same punch really & as to that there Cashmeister & his tuppenceworth ......... well ! :D

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 

You are probably right son.......but I do prefer bovine..or heifer.
Heifer would have fit nicely too..'he was fed up with his old heifer' has a poetic ring to it. :D

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Such deviance is likely due to not 'sowing his wild oats' in his youth.
(the mane reason maybe)

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Well the Welsh prefer sheep...........or so they say.:D

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This then, should make any Welsh contributors ecstatic & overcome with desire ............. Some Celtic Babes doing their thang, there's even a Bovine beauty (I assume, as I'm most certainly not an expert on such matters cough, cough, hem, hem) in there to please those of such a bent. ;)