Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1000632) This then, should make any Welsh contributors ecstatic & overcome with desire ............. Some Celtic Babes doing their thang, there's even a Bovine beauty (I assume, as I'm most certainly not an expert on such matters cough, cough, hem, hem) in there to please those of such a bent. ;)

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1000641) No Dave, not a beautiful cow I'm afraid - a rather scrawny cross-breed.:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1000554) How practical is such a feat unless he had a stepladder:confused:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1000655) Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale) :D Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? :) (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why) :D

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1000655) Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale) :D Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? :) (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why) :D

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Lancashire, walks into a small village and sees a local
sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Gobbin: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right.
Gobbin: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Gobbin: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Gobbin: "Uh, the sheep doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey sheep, how's it going?"
Sheep: "Cool"
Gobbin: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Sheep: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Sheep: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He often keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Gobbin: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Gobbin: "The horse is a lying git!

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 1000844) Ossy. It reminds you of Wales in a way.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1000864) We're a haven for animal loving tourists.