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MargaretR 14-08-2012 19:10

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
He is a Sarah Jessica Parker fan who should have gone to Specsavers.

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

mobertol 14-08-2012 21:11

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1008991)
Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?

Not very romantic.

The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.

I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'

:D:eek::D

I like a nice sugar lump myself when one's on offer...;) Being a romantic...:rolleyes:

Mancie 14-08-2012 21:38

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1008977)
“They found Suliga sitting in the field with the horses having a beer,” said Miss Allan.

Well, if they're all drinking together something like that was bound to happen. :idunno:

Maybe the the tail end of this but remember back in the 90's?

http://estb.msn.com/i/DA/6A5ADCE4735...B1B62A845B.jpg

susie123 14-08-2012 22:14

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1009026)
I like a nice sugar lump myself when one's on offer...;) Being a romantic...:rolleyes:

With or without the LSD?

Or perhaps it's a good enough drug on its own these days?

The Reclassification of Sugar as a Drug

mobertol 15-08-2012 11:59

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 1008991)
Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?

Not very romantic.

The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.

I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'

:D:eek::D

Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1009038)
With or without the LSD?

Or perhaps it's a good enough drug on its own these days?

The Reclassification of Sugar as a Drug

Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!":D

Less 15-08-2012 12:53

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1009137)
Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!":D

Perhaps it was a woman with that attitude that drove the guy to the extremes he took?
:eek:

mobertol 15-08-2012 13:06

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1009143)
Perhaps it was a woman with that attitude that drove the guy to the extremes he took?
:eek:

T'was "postcoital" not "pre-", Less -once is never enough...;):D

Eric 15-08-2012 19:30

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1009137)
Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!":D

Forget the sleep. Roll over and bottom up sounds like a hell of a plan;):D:hidewall:

mobertol 15-08-2012 21:39

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1009193)
Forget the sleep. Roll over and bottom up sounds like a hell of a plan;):D:hidewall:

Exactly Eric - the sleep thing is a strategem -pretend disinterest to get 'em going;):D Bottoms up is an invitation...:D

Works 9 times out of ten - it's the old "yawn, what me I'm tired" scenario whilst displaying a discreet amount of thigh...:rolleyes: Problem is 9 times out of ten they don't get it and turn over with a snore in 30 seconds...;)

jaysay 16-08-2012 09:02

Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 1009226)
Exactly Eric - the sleep thing is a strategem -pretend disinterest to get 'em going;):D Bottoms up is an invitation...:D

Works 9 times out of ten - it's the old "yawn, what me I'm tired" scenario whilst displaying a discreet amount of thigh...:rolleyes: Problem is 9 times out of ten they don't get it and turn over with a snore in 30 seconds...;)

30 seconds:eek: so long:D


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