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Gordon Booth 17-09-2012 20:24

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 1016994)
Just finished ironing the creases into my underpants and now I feel EPIC.:alright::D:D

I hope you took them off first!

Benipete 17-09-2012 20:25

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1016869)
WTF does Bottoming mean please?It sounds like something I would only do on my wedding night

Will you behave? I'm an oldish man .nearly had a jammer then.:eek::D:D

Sunflower49 18-09-2012 00:53

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 1016998)
Will you behave? I'm an oldish man .nearly had a jammer then.:eek::D:D

Lol 'Bottoming'?!?! It sounds dodgy!Tell me I'm wrong!:D

Margaret Pilkington 18-09-2012 07:14

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it depends whether it is a house or a man. :D

jaysay 18-09-2012 08:54

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1016977)
Nah 12-00 till 13-00 with n hour fer dinner.;)

Are those union negotiated hours of work cashy:D

Less 18-09-2012 08:58

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1017045)
Are those union negotiated hours of work cashy:D

Must be, though a Tory employer would have an illegal immigrant doing the job so that he can get around any such agreement.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...lies/golly.gif

jaysay 18-09-2012 09:10

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1017049)
Must be, though a Tory employer would have an illegal immigrant doing the job so that he can get around any such agreement.

:golly:

Whatttttt an hour a day and an hour for lunch I don't think so:D

Less 18-09-2012 09:16

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1017053)
Whatttttt an hour a day and an hour for lunch I don't think so:D

Read what I posted again Jay.
:)

cashman 18-09-2012 09:21

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1017045)
Are those union negotiated hours of work cashy:D

Don't be daft,they weren't that forward thinking, there cashy negotiated hours.;):D

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 09:22

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well she who must be obeyed is out, so im gonna, sweep up, wash up (anyone else have a dish washer, but would rather wash up?), put some washing on, and make a lamb hotpot for tea, and it still wont be RIGHT! lol

****** this, think i will go for a walk/wild camp tomorrow! least then when i cook n clean, it will be appreciated lol, i will be on my own.

thinking about doing Whernside tomorrow, me, camera,tent and wind n rain, anyone up for it? lol

Sunflower49 18-09-2012 09:26

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I house sat for my parents a few weeks ago and they have a dishwasher, never touched it...I've only just learned how to use a sink I mean one step at a time! :)

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 09:33

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well sexists like me, used to think you needed a woman to do your housework

wrong guys, its a finger!
hoover switch, one finger
microwave, one finger
dishwasher, one finger
washing machine, one finger

hang on a minute, womens fingers must get some use (oh i went there, you better believe it) lol

jaysay 18-09-2012 09:53

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Well we all know why the sink unit as a plinth set back at the base, so women can get nearer to the sink when they're washing up, saves water dripping on the carpet
:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall:

churchfcrules 18-09-2012 09:57

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1017077)
Well we all know why the sink unit as a plinth set back at the base, so women can get nearer to the sink when they're washing up, saves water dripping on the carpet
:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::hidewall:

why do women have small feet? to get nearer to the sink!

why do women get married in white? camouflage for the kitchen!

if your wife comes out of the kitchen moaning at you, what have you done wrong? made the chain too long!


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