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chav1 24-02-2005 14:17

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dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and dosnt die :eek:

Sara 24-02-2005 14:31

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I usually tell the kids at school - Don't write on your hands, you'll get warts.

slinky 24-02-2005 14:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1
dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and dosnt die :eek:

DEAR DEAR CHAV!!! (but true):nono8:

Sara 24-02-2005 14:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pendy
Anyone who eats jellied eels and that horrible liquor stuff (green gravy) has to be weird!

What's green gravy?

Margaret Pilkington 24-02-2005 21:03

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Don't get into a pee-ing contest with a skunk! for obvious reasons.

WillowTheWhisp 24-02-2005 21:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara
What's green gravy?

eel juice ..............

andrewb 24-02-2005 21:09

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If knowledge can create problems it is not through ignorence that we can solve them. ;)
Ok so it's not exactly a wise saying, it's a wise quote.. which could be interpreted as a saying.. ! :p

Margaret Pilkington 24-02-2005 21:37

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Green gravy?????? Eel Juice.......do people really eat that kind of stuff?????
That's feral!

WillowTheWhisp 24-02-2005 22:15

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It's a southern thing Margaret.

West Ender 24-02-2005 22:35

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Hey, I LIKE jellied eels (green juice an' all) but then, I like most food.

I like "Skens like a basket of whelps" too. Have you ever really looked at a puppy when its eyes have just opened? Incidentally, I've never met anyone outside Lancashire who knows what "sken" means.

WillowTheWhisp 24-02-2005 22:41

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I was skennin' this morning trying to thread a needle before I'd woken up properly!

chav1 24-02-2005 23:32

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man who walk with hand in pocket feel coky all day long

slinky 24-02-2005 23:40

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Don't get caught with your pants down (whats that all about as if!!!)

rockrabbit 24-02-2005 23:47

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im not happy about thsi one but as im back in a happy mood

men are like roses watch out for the pricks


rockrabbit 24-02-2005 23:48

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if you want sympathy you find it in the dictionary between s*** and syphillis


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