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chav1

24-02-2005 00:17

Wise Sayings..?

anyone got any wise words of wisdom,,

i will start the ball rolling..:)

dont argue with an idiot

he will bring you down to his level and beat you on experiece

slinky

24-02-2005 00:18

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My mum always said '' if you fall off that wall and break your leg don't come running to me''

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!

Doug	24-02-2005 00:21

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I've got one:

Don't p*** off Slinky or she'll start your balls rolling.

slinky

24-02-2005 00:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

I've got one:

Don't p*** off Slinky or she'll start your balls rolling.

oh:eek: i'm not that bad (am I??)

simon

24-02-2005 00:22

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Don't let her get you in a corner.........:(

chav1

24-02-2005 00:24

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Originally Posted by Doug

I've got one:

Don't p*** off Slinky or she'll start your balls rolling.

she aint touching my marbles especialy my dobbers :eek:

rockrabbit

24-02-2005 00:24

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catch a weasel asleep pee in its ear

my old boss used to keep saying this to me still dont get what he meant

slinky

24-02-2005 00:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rockrabbit

catch a weasel asleep pee in its ear

my old boss used to keep saying this to me still dont get what he meant

LMAO nice to see you rabbit!!!! what an entrance

rockrabbit

24-02-2005 00:42

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Originally Posted by slinky

LMAO nice to see you rabbit!!!! what an entrance

lol ive only just woke up been asleep since i finished work missed all the footy

WillowTheWhisp

24-02-2005 07:09

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Never fight with a pig. You'll both end up covered in mud but the pig will enjoy it.

My Gran used to say that exact same thing about not running to her for sympathy if I fell off the wall and broke my leg!

Sara	24-02-2005 08:10

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Don't boil your cabbages twice

Sara	24-02-2005 08:11

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If you can't remember what you were saying to finish the sentence..........

must have been a lie to start with

WillowTheWhisp

24-02-2005 08:19

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Half the time I can't even remember what I'm saying to start the sentence!

Acrylic-bob

24-02-2005 08:56

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Don't teach your granny to suck eggs. A. To my certain knowledge my grandmother never expressed a desire to learn how to suck eggs. B. Since I do not know how to suck eggs, how can I be expected to tutor my grandmother in this skill, assuming that she had expressed the desire to aquire it, which, as I said above, she did not.

slinky

24-02-2005 09:01

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Don't teach your granny to suck eggs. A. To my certain knowledge my grandmother never expressed a derire to learn how to suck eggs. B. Since I do not know how to suck eggs, how can I be expected to tutor my grandmother in this skill, assuming that she had expressed the desire to aquire it, which, as I said above, she did not.

This is true!!! where did that stupid saying come from anyway!!!

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