Aggrevating things about Women... - Page 4

Tealeaf · 30-04-2004, 15:57

...plus I forgot the thirty quid chicken madras and the ten quid taxi afterwards..

Len · 30-04-2004, 16:09

Tealeaf
And at the end of it all,you get nothing.

Tealeaf · 30-04-2004, 16:10

....apart from the usual excuses.

Mik Dickinson · 01-05-2004, 07:38

Oy Mez that is not fair.Who wanted sexual equality?I know of a few womenfolk who get insulted if you ask to buy them a drink.No way.You wanted the equality so women should buy the drinks too.

Sara · 01-05-2004, 08:07

now it's all this fancy alcopops business at some rip-off joint that probably charges five quid to get in and then two quid a bottle....outrageous...[/QUOTE]
Two quid a bottle, i wish. More like £3.50 - £4

Mik Dickinson · 01-05-2004, 20:24

Well i wiill admit that the wife likes wickeds.We were backfor New Year in 2001 and the cost a quid.In August 2003 they were up to over 2 quid.Come on.I agree wi Sara

ANNE · 01-05-2004, 21:48

I have upped your karma for stickin up fer mi shortstuff.
Your spot on with that answer.
Also he didn't tell you he takes all my cash before we go in.

ShortStuff · 02-05-2004, 20:31

Oh Anne - you need training up. Remember - his money is our money and your money is your money!

Why do you think women have their money in a purse in a handbag & blokes have it in their back pocket? - Answer - it's always quicker for the bloke to get his money out so he should pay!!!

lettie · 02-05-2004, 22:40

Men are moaning that we spend too much of their money.... I beg to differ. I have always insisted on paying my share of a night out, and men can't handle that either.. Is it any wonder I'm still single.. My perfect man would be about 3ft 5ins, just the right size to balance my beer and pizza on his head while I watch the telly, and I may even be able to utter the immortal 'while you're down there' thingy. Which I've secretly always wanted to do..

Tealeaf · 03-05-2004, 11:38

Just stop and think of all the wonderful inventions men have made for women over the years.....the electric iron, the gas oven, the hoover, the washing machine....and what thanks do we get? None whatsoever......all to help them with their housework. "Too much", they say, "it's never done".......while they're meanwhile chatting away on that other great invention, the telephone.....

And now they want "perfect 3ft 5" men".......

I give up.

WINGY · 03-05-2004, 11:58

And i must point out that women don't seem to be able to grasp new concepts! Metric measurements for example, surely Lettie should be looking for a man that is 1.041 metres tall!! And i bet you never saw a clown woman that could balance a pint and a pizza on her head.

Tealeaf · 03-05-2004, 12:08

Mind you Wingy, if we said a perfect womans measurements would be 95D X 55 X 90 it would'nt quite sound the same, would it?

Mik Dickinson · 03-05-2004, 17:46

My perfect woman would be blonde, rich, 38 - 24 -32 love football and Snooker,read every wish from my eyes and be born without a toungue.As this is needed to talk

Tealeaf · 04-05-2004, 15:06

Come On Guys...we're 12 Replies & 55 Views Behind The Whinging Wimmin On Men Here..lets Have More Of Your Views Before They Overrun Us....

Mick · 04-05-2004, 18:22

Why is it when you go to buy the wife a gift and ask her for here sizes,
she will say "If it's clothes, I wear Small, " If it's diamonds, I wear Large."?