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Lilly · 19-04-2008, 12:42

All this talk of poo in the house has reminded me of a programme I watched a couple of years ago.

It was called Are You Being Serviced and it was all about council workers in Blackburn.

In this particular episode the council guys had been called to a house in Blackburn. The tenants had left and they were cleaning it up for the next occupants. I'll never forget this....

In the corner of every room....living room, dining room, kitchen, bedrooms were piles of human poo and the carpets were soaked with human wee.

Needless to say the stench was gut wrenching.

There was a perfectly fully functioning bathroom upstairs which had never been used. The two adults and their 3 children that lived there never used the toilet. They just squatted in the corner of whatever room they were in and just deposited all their business there and left it!

Now what's that all about? Why would anyone do that?

P.S.... Lettie, you and your colleagues deserve an M.B.E.

I can only imagine the horror of having to examine the private parts of the great unwashed, especially during the hot summer weather. I bet it makes you want to throw up.

Good on your colleague who told the stinky beggars to familiarise themselves with soap and water.

onlyme · 19-04-2008, 12:49

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Originally Posted by emzy

Thanks onlyme, didnt want to name and shame but seen as you have admitted it...........

lol

I cant say anything, my 2 were to blame for messing up your house that day lol

and theyre welcome to do it again, whenever they feel the need lol

Besides, stop blaming the kids, it was balloon animals i keep finding all over the place lol

emzy · 19-04-2008, 13:31

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Originally Posted by onlyme

and theyre welcome to do it again, whenever they feel the need lol

Besides, stop blaming the kids, it was balloon animals i keep finding all over the place lol

Hey, what can I say, I was in demand that day. Ive finally found my true vocation in life!!

lettie · 19-04-2008, 14:24

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Originally Posted by Lilly

P.S.... Lettie, you and your colleagues deserve an M.B.E.

I can only imagine the horror of having to examine the private parts of the great unwashed, especially during the hot summer weather. I bet it makes you want to throw up.

Good on your colleague who told the stinky beggars to familiarise themselves with soap and water.

It seems to have got worse over the last few years Lilly. Gone are the days when 2 Hattie Jacques lookalike nurses used to sweeney march smelly clients into the bath

. It is so P.C. these days that patients complain when you tell them the truth. It's amazing how many people will not have a shower or bath before an operation or after childbirth.

mrskitty · 19-04-2008, 14:25

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Originally Posted by onlyme

and theyre welcome to do it again, whenever they feel the need lol

Besides, stop blaming the kids, it was balloon animals i keep finding all over the place lol

Hahaha we played more with those balloon animals than we played with avon stuff that day.....in fact i think the kids acted more like adults than us as well

mrskitty · 19-04-2008, 14:26

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Originally Posted by lettie

It's amazing how many people will not have a shower or bath before an operation or after childbirth.

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

No way.

BERNADETTE · 19-04-2008, 14:29

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Originally Posted by lettie

It seems to have got worse over the last few years Lilly. Gone are the days when 2 Hattie Jacques lookalike nurses used to sweeney march smelly clients into the bath

. It is so P.C. these days that patients complain when you tell them the truth. It's amazing how many people will not have a shower or bath before an operation or after childbirth.

What on earth is wrong with these people? They don't even seem to have any idea about basic hygiene. There is no need for it.

emamum · 19-04-2008, 14:35

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Originally Posted by lettie

It seems to have got worse over the last few years Lilly. Gone are the days when 2 Hattie Jacques lookalike nurses used to sweeney march smelly clients into the bath

. It is so P.C. these days that patients complain when you tell them the truth. It's amazing how many people will not have a shower or bath before an operation or after childbirth.

I spent most of the time in the bath when i was in labour... eased the pain

straight afterwards i had a shower, which was very strange.. it was a cubical and i was half the size i was before and didnt have a bump to balance me lol

panther · 19-04-2008, 17:17

I dont have pets or smoke, and i think people who do, thier house do tend to smell a bit, but thats understandable, but to have **** in the carpet and not clean it and have dirty sticky floors...well......yuk!

My son came up to me the this morning and gave me a cuddle, but he kept going away and coming back to give me yet another cuddle....well i was thinking whats up...hes clingy

........so i asked why he keeps giving me cuddles.....he said ...because I smell nice....LOL...AHHHH

mrskitty · 19-04-2008, 18:30

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Originally Posted by panther

I dont have pets or smoke, and i think people who do, thier house do tend to smell a bit, but thats understandable,

I think i notice peoples 'house smell' more because i dont have pets or smoke either.....and i find when i get home i can still smell their 'house smell' on my clothes.Not saying they are manky but weird how when im at theirs i dont really notice it till i walk out and then its REALLY strong.

panther · 19-04-2008, 18:39

I know what ya mean misskitty, when iv been to my mothers etc... and they smoke, i get home i stink of fags!...not very nice

mrskitty · 20-04-2008, 16:50

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Originally Posted by Less

There was an air freshener advert on T.V. not long ago, It started,

Do you smell like fish?

The parents and child looked into the camera in horror from the Sofa they lounged upon, and (from what I remember), were advised, buy this plug and it in, (no mention of get of your backside and clean up),

next clip showed them sat happily together with the freshener plugged in.

Excuse me? You smell like fish? Ever considered a regular change of underwear and a wash of your essentials?

I did a google to see if I could find the Ad' no success, maybe someone else can find it?

Was it this one you were thinking about?
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andystanley · 20-04-2008, 19:13

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Originally Posted by emzy

I use saop, just am unfortunate to have sweaty feet lol, think it might be these fluffy boots that are to blame but i do wash my feet twice a day

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Originally Posted by Neil

Fortunately BO is something I don't suffer from. I do sweat a lot when I am working but don't smell.

Unless some of you want to tell me otherwise.

Two different, but very valid opinions here..... One who cannot spell "soap", and one who mentions another four letter word - "work". I suspect that most of the BO offenders have no experience of either of these...