I can tell summer has come when -

['erindoors]

I can tell summer has come coz all the odd bods come out. Skinny pigeon chested pasty white teenagers with their tops off (as if I want to see their pasty nipples!!!!) Ewwwww! xx

[garinda]

Originally Posted by 'erindoors

I can tell summer has come coz all the odd bods come out. Skinny pigeon chested pasty white teenagers with their tops off (as if I want to see their pasty nipples!!!!) Ewwwww! xx

We were laughing at them, and saying the same thing, because there were loads strutting round Accy today.

What I want to know is why, with their hoodies off so much, does their skin stay the colour of milk that's gone off?

[jaysay]

The mowing gangs appear on our Estate

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

The mowing gangs appear on our Estate

I didn't know you had gang related trouble up there.

Are you and MargaretR bloods, being in the same 'hood?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

I didn't know you had gang related trouble up there.

Are you and MargaretR bloods, being in the same 'hood?

In the land of Manual work, a gang are a group of men (or women to be pc)working together Garinda, just thought I'd point that out

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

In the land of Manual work, a gang are a group of men (or women to be pc)working together Garinda, just thought I'd point that out

Oh ok, how boring.

Then I won't look out for a pair of your slippers, slung over a telegraph wire, proclaiming the area as your gang's territory.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

Oh ok, how boring.

Then I won't look out for a pair of your slippers, slung over a telegraph wire, proclaiming the area as your gang's territory.

Ossy was my gangs territory and your on it, gedoff

[mallard]

they say it has to be a hot one to day, i think its grate.

[Barrie Yates]

Paeonies(?) are in full bloom, roses are just opening, Lily of the Valley in bloom, lilac starting to fade and many of the bedding plants are in full flush and so far 5 species of butterflies - I know that spring is here and summer is on the way - 24 deg today, BBQ this weekend

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

Paeonies(?) are in full bloom, roses are just opening, Lily of the Valley in bloom, lilac starting to fade and many of the bedding plants are in full flush and so far 5 species of butterflies - I know that spring is here and summer is on the way - 24 deg today, BBQ this weekend

I can tell there's a change in the weather when you get all that stink of burning food wafting about.
There was a time when food was cooked in the kitchen and the toilet was in the backyard.
Now the toilet is in the house, and the food is burnt outside, plus the boom boxes, and all the drunken idiots shouting to be heard over the din its making. Selfish and ignorant comes to mind.


Retlaw

[JCB]

When the flies are swarming around the fortnightly emptied wheelie bins.

[Wynonie Harris]

...when there's a lot more chapel hat pegs around.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris

...when there's a lot more chapel hat pegs around.

I though Chapel hat pegs were more evident in cold weather.

Although in winter you'll be less likely to see them, because they'll be covered up with coats.

[Wynonie Harris]

Originally Posted by garinda

I though Chapel hat pegs were more evident in cold weather.

Although in winter you'll be less likely to see them, because they'll be covered up with coats.

Think possibly point two applies, Gary.

[MargaretR]

....when naps outside on the lawn are interrupted by Greensleeves.
Just how many times in a day do people buy icecream?