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Old 29-02-2008, 17:35   #1
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I have finally lost the plot!!
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I was just sat here and I could hear a chime kind of music. At first, I thought it was coming from the Xbox that my son was playing on.

But it wasn't..........it was an Ice cream van.....parked right outside my house!! ITs BLOODY FREEZING!! STUPIDO
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Old 29-02-2008, 17:50   #2
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I was just sat here and I could hear a chime kind of music. At first, I thought it was coming from the Xbox that my son was playing on.

But it wasn't..........it was an Ice cream van.....parked right outside my house!! ITs BLOODY FREEZING!! STUPIDO
Takes all sorts slinks, but if your going get me a 99 with a flake please
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Old 29-02-2008, 18:26   #3
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I heard it a couple of nights ago, just after id put the boys to bed (so glad they cant recognise it yet!!) and again tonight, its madness!!
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Old 29-02-2008, 18:31   #4
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I heard it a couple of nights ago, just after id put the boys to bed (so glad they cant recognise it yet!!) and again tonight, its madness!!

When they begin to realise, just do what I used to do with mine. tell them that the chime is to let us know they have run out of Ice cream...works a treat.
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Old 29-02-2008, 18:34   #5
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nice one, am gonna have to remember that one, thanks!
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Old 29-02-2008, 18:41   #6
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When they begin to realise, just do what I used to do with mine. tell them that the chime is to let us know they have run out of Ice cream...works a treat.
Thats cruel - didnt you want a 99?

Saw one out on wednesday after work going round the estates and the kids were queuing up at it for their ice cream. It used to be you never saw them out and about till april. Mind you saw one between xmas and new year up here.....
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Must be mad wanting ice cream in this weather!
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Old 29-02-2008, 20:07   #8
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It is a poor child whose belly can't warm ice cream.
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When they begin to realise, just do what I used to do with mine. tell them that the chime is to let us know they have run out of Ice cream...works a treat.
Nothing quite like LYING to your off spring for your own ends.

What happened to parental control?
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:21   #10
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Nothing quite like LYING to your off spring for your own ends.

What happened to parental control?
I know someone who took his kids to Fleetwood for the day and told them it was Blackpool because Fleetwood's cheaper.

I don't know how he explained the absence of the tower though, mind you, the kids were only very young at the time.
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Ice cream van been coming round here for about 3 weeks now.
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Nothing quite like LYING to your off spring for your own ends.

What happened to parental control?
It was parental Control ........ controlling the situation at 8:30pm when they wanted ice cream, but they were going to bed
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Re: I have finally lost the plot!!
me and ty have a deal, if i have the money, he can have one, if i havent, he waits till next time.. all my change goes into his penny box so he usually has more money than me any way..
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Must be mad wanting ice cream in this weather!
The weather was not going to deter a child in Asda on Thursday Willow.
Sat in the trolley by the frozen food section, he suddenly requests for an ice cream "Not now darling, going to have your tea soon" replies parents. Child responds to this "But I want one". Parents still slightly calm "Sorry, you can't have one". Then it starts rising to a great crescendo: "I WANT AN ICE CREAM, I WANT AN ICE CREAM" over and over and over. Of course, parents a little aggravated by now threatening with all types of parental control...

Heard him still screaming it three aisles away. Didn't know whether they gave in or not, was thinking of buying him one myself, except that I would not have shoved the cone in his 'gob' if you know what I mean.

Doubt whether this kid would have believed your chime story Slinky.
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Old 02-03-2008, 15:16   #15
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..........another good reason to shop online
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