There's Nothing So Lonesome... - Page 2

susie123 · 23-06-2013, 16:56

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Originally Posted by Less

Typical woman, just because I said toilet to be polite, blames me for miscomprehension, (bet that's spelt wrong), anyway, unless you have been a cleaner in the past, what have you been up to that makes you so knowledgable about urinals?

Err... after 66 years on this earth, I have strayed by mistake into the men's bogs more than once. So I do have a knowledge, however sketchy, of what a urinal is like. And no I've never been a cleaner, thank goodness, when you see the mess some loos get left in.

Anyway I don't have to bother about going to the loo ever again...

When I was in hospital recently they fitted a catheter so that takes of one function - and I've had a colostomy for 18 months now so that's all sorted too.

jaysay · 23-06-2013, 17:26

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Originally Posted by Less

Typical woman, just because I said toilet to be polite, blames me for miscomprehension, (bet that's spelt wrong)

Its no use asking me Less I don't no if it is or it isn't

jaysay · 23-06-2013, 17:30

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Originally Posted by susie123

Err... after 66 years on this earth, I have strayed by mistake into the men's bogs more than once. So I do have a knowledge, however sketchy, of what a urinal is like. And no I've never been a cleaner, thank goodness, when you see the mess some loos get left in.

Anyway I don't have to bother about going to the loo ever again...

When I was in hospital recently they fitted a catheter so that takes of one function - and I've had a colostomy for 18 months now so that's all sorted too.

Talking about the cleanliness of loos Susie male and female, when I worked at the Cav many moons ago, the ladies loos were an absolute disgrace at the end of every night, well in comparison the gents that is

Less · 23-06-2013, 18:10

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Originally Posted by susie123

I've had a colostomy for 18 months now so that's all sorted too.

Well,,,,

there you go, you no longer give a sheet!

and no matter how I try you won't be peaced off!

Unless of course you actually put it on urethra tube.

susie123 · 23-06-2013, 18:19

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Originally Posted by Less

Well,,,,

there you go, you no longer give a sheet!

and no matter how I try you won't be peaced off!

Unless of course you actually put it on urethra tube.

Oh Less thank you for the laughs. I have to make the best of what is not a very funny situation.

I will stick to urethra tube for that website, what a wonderful name.
You obviously took a while to come up with that post, well done and thanks again.

Less · 23-06-2013, 18:24

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Originally Posted by susie123

Oh Less thank you for the laughs. I have to make the best of what is not a very funny situation.

I will stick to urethra tube for that website, what a wonderful name.
You obviously took a while to come up with that post, well done and thanks again.

Not a problem, you just keep your humour, and I'll continue to take the...

(As Tesco say's, every little helps, there again as Spock say's, (live long and prosper)).