UFO's

Retlaw · 14-07-2010, 17:25

All this tripe about UfO's & Aliens, is a load of bull.
Think, man and his size, dexterity with tools and machinery, four fingers and an opposing thumb.
Engineering on a massive scale and the ability to create space flight.
Then their is the fact that nothing can travel faster that the speed if light, the nearest solar system is over 4 light away, so even at 1/2 the speed of light it would take 8 years, all that way just to play games. The so called aliens would have greater technology and weapons than we have, so why would they need to adopt secrecy.
Attached are two pictures of the favourite aliens.
Both would struggle with a meccano set let alone build something as large and complex as a space ship, and don't come with the crap that robots build their space ships, who built the robots.

Retlaw.

jaysay · 14-07-2010, 17:40

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

All this tripe about UfO's & Aliens, is a load of bull.
Think, man and his size, dexterity with tools and machinery, four fingers and an opposing thumb.
Engineering on a massive scale and the ability to create space flight.
Then their is the fact that nothing can travel faster that the speed if light, the nearest solar system is over 4 light away, so even at 1/2 the speed of light it would take 8 years, all that way just to play games. The so called aliens would have greater technology and weapons than we have, so why would they need to adopt secrecy.
Attached are two pictures of the favourite aliens.
Both would struggle with a meccano set let alone build something as large and complex as a space ship, and don't come with the crap that robots build their space ships, who built the robots.

Retlaw.

I've seen you Retlaw and you look nothing like either photo

Retlaw · 14-07-2010, 18:25

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Originally Posted by jaysay

I've seen you Retlaw and you look nothing like either photo

Thats because I was in disguise, don't tell to many, my masters may come and pick me up and take me back to Antaris, in the Delta Quadrant.
Retlaw.

jaysay · 14-07-2010, 18:27

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Thats because I was in disguise, don't tell to many, my masters may come and pick me up and take me back to Antaris, in the Delta Quadrant.
Retlaw.

May the Lord Antaris be with you

Less · 14-07-2010, 19:28

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Thats because I was in disguise, don't tell to many, my masters may come and pick me up and take me back to Antaris, in the Delta Quadrant.
Retlaw.

Do not think that by changing one letter in the name of your home Solar system we the Protectors of Earth can't trace from whence you came, as shown on this map from wiki, (we let you all think it's full of errors to throw you off it's true purpose), Delta Quadrant my backside, you are just an illegal immigrant from another part of the Milky way.

Bloody Aliens, landing over here with your anal probes taking jobs away from our own sexual perverts! Why not go back where you came from?

Antares - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

DaveinGermany · 14-07-2010, 19:44

Er, "Alien rights" & if you think for one minute you can fob them off they'll have you done for racial prejudice on the grounds of Ethnicity & Diversity, so stick that in your particle disseminater & inhale it through your gilloid covers Yeah !

Retlaw · 14-07-2010, 20:17

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Er, "Alien rights" & if you think for one minute you can fob them off they'll have you done for racial prejudice on the grounds of Ethnicity & Diversity, so stick that in your particle disseminater & inhale it through your gilloid covers Yeah !

I wish you lot would shut up, I was sent here to observe the research at the Railway, then I'm supposed to beam him up to the space ship hidden behind the moon. Less never see's me as I'm wearing a cloaking device. He'l get a right probing before we ship him to Deep Space 9.
Retlaw.

cashman · 14-07-2010, 20:34

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

I wish you lot would shut up, I was sent here to observe the research at the Railway, then I'm supposed to beam him up to the space ship hidden behind the moon. Less never see's me as I'm wearing a cloaking device. He'l get a right probing before we ship him to Deep Space 9.
Retlaw.

you would blend in well.loads of aleins enter the research establishment.

i have powers that can spot em.

DaveinGermany · 14-07-2010, 20:38

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

I wish you lot would shut up, I was sent here to observe the research at the Railway, then I'm supposed to beam him up to the space ship hidden behind the moon. Less never see's me as I'm wearing a cloaking device. He'l get a right probing before we ship him to Deep Space 9.
Retlaw.

This you by any chance ? As to the probing ......... Dodgy ground there, far too much information

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Ken Moss · 15-07-2010, 06:19

I prefer my aliens to look a bit more realistic. Behold:

jaysay · 15-07-2010, 09:16

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Originally Posted by Less

Do not think that by changing one letter in the name of your home Solar system we the Protectors of Earth can't trace from whence you came, as shown on this map from wiki, (we let you all think it's full of errors to throw you off it's true purpose), Delta Quadrant my backside, you are just an illegal immigrant from another part of the Milky way.

Bloody Aliens, landing over here with your anal probes taking jobs away from our own sexual perverts! Why not go back where you came from?

Antares - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Excuse me for asking Less but whats the picture supposed to be when you've joined all the dots up