Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 834726)

How about ?

"Psychedelic Outrage at public festival"

An elderly resident of Accrington caused a major stir at this years Mela as he wandered round the local festival offering fashion advice to youngsters of various ethnic backgrounds.

The said resident a Mr.Jaysay, of secured accommodation was seen to be wearing a flower power sleepy suit & when questioned about Afghan, he said "Today was rather warm so I left my coat at home !"

One visitor, Mr Ali Akbar Achmed said, "We found it all rather bemusing as surely this gentleman is aware we prefer baggy pants & flowing gowns as our chosen attire & a rather fetching black potato sack effect for our wives ! Maybe if it was in black we would consider it".

On being escorted back to his secure lodgings by two rather burly chaps in white coats, Mr Jaysay was heard to comment "These kids today, no idea of fashion, I was an icon in my day I'll have you know!" as he was bundled into the back of the waiting ambulance.

There how about that ? reckon I'd be quite a good News Hack :D :D :D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 834737)

:D oh and Dave don't give up your day job:tongueout

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 834745)

Jaysay you are taking this well.:D

Hope to hell people reading this dont go to the Mela because of our banter. Gayle might want some of us hung drawn n 1/4'd :eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 834750)

Funny you should say that somebody told me this morning that they thought they'd seen Gayle buying some rope and a big knife:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 834745)

:DGayle might want some of us hung drawn n 1/4'd :eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 834752)

Ah, for that she'd have to go into the thread "Views about capital Punishment".

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 834752)

Ah, for that she'd have to go into the thread "Views about capital Punishment".

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 834793)

It doesn't start until 3pm and goes on until 8pm so anytime now Retlaw......the drums will be banging and the singers will be wailing.

Got some cotton wool if you need it :)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 834785)

That wouldn't be capital punishment Dave, it would down right blood curdling revenge :s_evil::behead::behead::behead::D

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 834847)

Not safe for me to come out then? :death1:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 834863)

Na keep a law profile mate, I would:eek::D