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Tinkerbelle 24-04-2007 18:21

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............ :rofl38:

accymel 24-04-2007 18:23

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Originally Posted by masterwench (Post 415024)
down in bath there is a family with the surname lee
they have two boys and a girl
first boy they named serious
second boy they name obvious
and the girl they named dairy
how mean can you get!!

.............& next one being certain ...... :rofl38:

SPUGGIE J 24-04-2007 18:28

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Being called an Englishman. I am a mixed batch Lancastrian and proud of it. :D

harwood red 24-04-2007 19:27

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I know stephen hendry married A tart....Amanda tart

And we have a customer called Grim reaper...he actually changed his name by deed poll...(lol actually typed dead poll then until corrected it :D )

flashy 24-04-2007 20:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by accymel (Post 414890)
There is a Richard Head [he plays the PM in little britain]:rolleyes:




thats ANTHONY head

grannyclaret 24-04-2007 21:30

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In Blackpool there are a firm of undertakers called Box brothers,,,which always makes me smile.....i dont know their first names but i imagine them as Pine and oak...but then i have a sick mind....:unsure8:

WillowTheWhisp 24-04-2007 21:34

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We used to have a customer called Mr. De'ath. I used to think that would be a great name for an undertaker. I cringe when people name their children after a footballer or pop star.

flashy 24-04-2007 21:37

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we had a caretaker at school called Brian Rush :D

grannyclaret 24-04-2007 21:39

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I realy feel sorry for that politition that was engaged to the weather girl Sian ,,,,His name is orpick lemprick or words to that effect ..Garinda will know.....

flashy 24-04-2007 21:42

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lol bless ya granny...he's called Lembit Opik, he's now with one of the cheeky girls

cashman 24-04-2007 21:56

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remember going through sheffield on a ribblesdale coach as a teenager, and a sign above a shop said Bastard @ Son. not the best handle to be born with i think.

flashy 24-04-2007 21:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 415215)
remember going through sheffield on a ribblesdale coach as a teenager, and a sign above a shop said Bastard @ Son. not the best handle to be born with i think.



lol i havent heard the word 'handle' used for a name in years cashy, not since my dad used to go on the cb :D

spud 24-04-2007 22:18

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What about Gloria Stitz?

Backing vocalist for gladys knight

Margaret Pilkington 25-04-2007 08:03

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Many many years ago I was helping on the Labour ward at QPH......Dolly Whittaker (Lettie may remember her) was the delivering midwife and the lady gave birth to a baby girl. Dolly asked what the baby was to be called.....the woman replied 'Helen Joy'.....quick as a flash dolly retorted 'I daresay you'll get a bit of both'....the woman looked a bit perplexed....then it dawned on her and she changed it......but darn it I can't remember what to!

shotgun* 25-04-2007 10:02

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when i was a sales assistant for carphone warehouse in burnley i served a customer who had changed his name by deed poll to JESUS CHRIST and was on his credit cards,also on of the cleaners at butlins was call shelia blige


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