Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817570)

I'm still trying to dig myself out of the avalanche that descended on me last night.

I was accused , not in the forum , of being patronising . If there was anything genuinely patronising in what I said please point it out so I can rectify it.

Reading my quotes accurately , and not jumping to false conclusions
Am I Jewish?
Am I Buddhist?
Am I Agnostic?
Am I Hindhu?
Am I Christian?
Am I Atheist?
Am I Moslem?
Am I Jain?
Am I Humanist?
Am I none of these?

Read accurately please or don't waste time replying.

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 817576)

With a name like JCB you should probably stop digging.:D:D

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817580)

Oh there's nowt like a good dig , especially in certain peoples' ribs.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 817579)

Read it, it means nothing to me, don't care what you are so long as you don't try to force it down my throat, (which you are doing).

A bit of a late riser aren't you, the rest of us were up early this morning sacrificing Cockerels to the Sun God.

I'll call around tomorrow and get you up so you can join in.

P.S. being an Ace Hole, (which for some reason you left off the list), isn't a religion, it is a natural way of life for someone like you.

http://ninjamonkeys.co.za/wp-content...06/bible_4.jpg

Originally Posted by Less (Post 817582)

Just to let you know, I've reported the above post, can't have people like you coming on here threatening violence.
:mad:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817584)

What am I forcing down your throat?

One of my boiled eggs?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817570)

I'm still trying to dig myself out of the avalanche that descended on me last night.

I was accused , not in the forum , of being patronising . If there was anything genuinely patronising in what I said please point it out so I can rectify it.

Reading my quotes accurately , and not jumping to false conclusions
Am I Jewish?
Am I Buddhist?
Am I Agnostic?
Am I Hindhu?
Am I Christian?
Am I Atheist?
Am I Moslem?
Am I Jain?
Am I Humanist?
Am I none of these?

Read accurately please or don't waste time replying.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817580)

Oh there's nowt like a good dig , especially in certain peoples' ribs.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 817587)

Go away you boring little pile of dogs droppings, you aren't funny, you aren't clever, you are one heck of a really sick child though.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 817558)

Maybe he has ambitions above his station and wants to be a Cardinal?

:)

Originally Posted by Less (Post 817587)

Go away you boring little pile of dogs droppings, you aren't funny, you aren't clever, you are one heck of a really sick child though.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817593)

Where did you get all this correct information from ?

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 817588)

No need to I learnt early on in this thread your a prat:rolleyes:
By the way not wishing to sound pedantic which religions are Hindhu and Moslem, or have you just got a keyboard like mine:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 817595)

Why does Daniel in the lions den come to mind?
I have heard of the self flaggelation practices, but this is
....'walking the extra mile':rolleyes:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 817597)

ah well i asked a question .. didnt get an answer .. so heres a bit more red to go along with the rest ..

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817599)

Welcome back Margaret.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 817602)

I have not returned to the fold - I usually observe from the railings, but this thread is -
...beyond the pale

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817605)

I'm just taking the god , sorry , the dog out for walkies .

And please don't anyone say "poor bloody dog".

At least she loves me.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 817609)

Good stuff, this thread....one of the funniest for a long time. Keep it up, everybody.

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 817635)

lunartics have been predicting the second coming of christ for many years and have gone as far as to do a mock up of his next crucifixion in todays modern society

http://h1.ripway.com/accyman/jesus/jesus.jpg

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817570)

Reading my quotes accurately , and not jumping to false conclusions
Am I Jewish?
Am I Buddhist?
Am I Agnostic?
Am I Hindhu?
Am I Christian?
Am I Atheist?
Am I Moslem?
Am I Jain?
Am I Humanist?
Am I none of these?

Read accurately please or don't waste time replying.

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 817646)

My guess is Evangelist but I have no idea which of the above will be true.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817570)

I'm still trying to dig myself out of the avalanche that descended on me last night.

I was accused , not in the forum , of being patronising . If there was anything genuinely patronising in what I said please point it out so I can rectify it.

Reading my quotes accurately , and not jumping to false conclusions
Am I Jewish?
Am I Buddhist?
Am I Agnostic?
Am I Hindhu?
Am I Christian?
Am I Atheist?
Am I Moslem?
Am I Jain?
Am I Humanist?
Am I none of these?

Read accurately please or don't waste time replying.

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 817656)

You arrogant, self-regarding ******. Do you really think anyone's going to waste five minutes of their day reading your drivel AGAIN? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 817657)

Shall i take that as NO then Wyn?:rofl38::rofl38:

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 817658)

Yep, straight out of the Cashy school of diplomacy. ;)

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817603)

It's producing some pearls of wisdom though.

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 817656)

You arrogant, self-regarding ******. Do you really think anyone's going to waste five minutes of their day reading your drivel AGAIN? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 817597)

ah well i asked a question .. didnt get an answer .. so heres a bit more red to go along with the rest ..

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817603)

It's producing some pearls of wisdom though.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817605)

I'm just taking the god , sorry , the dog out for walkies .

And please don't anyone say "poor bloody dog".

At least she loves me.

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 817646)

My guess is Evangelist but I have no idea which of the above will be true.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817570)

I'm still trying to dig myself out of the avalanche that descended on me last night.

I was accused , not in the forum , of being patronising . If there was anything genuinely patronising in what I said please point it out so I can rectify it.

Reading my quotes accurately , and not jumping to false conclusions
Am I Jewish?
Am I Buddhist?
Am I Agnostic?
Am I Hindhu?
Am I Christian?
Am I Atheist?
Am I Moslem?
Am I Jain?
Am I Humanist?
Am I none of these?

Read accurately please or don't waste time replying.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 817657)

Shall i take that as NO then Wyn?:rofl38::rofl38:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817711)

YouTube - Speaking In Tongues

Praise be!

Bless you JCB, and poor Pat Boone.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817689)

So did I.

Apparently bigotry in certain Christian churches is off limits, despite a plea for a reasoned theological debate.

I'll just sharpen more arrows then, to shoot in the prostrate body of the latest St. Troll, sent here to test out patience.

Usually takes a week, maximum, to turn their speaking in tongues to the mute setting.

Bless 'em all.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817721)

And what was your question Garinda?

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817431)

Ok, let's talk about some of the bigotry that's perpetrated in the name of Jesus.



What so you think about a church that for decades has hidden and defended it's child abusing priests, and thus allowed them to go on and commit more heinous crimes, and ignored the thousands of young victims, in order to protect itself?

When we've fully exhausted and discussed this topic, we can move on to the bigotry that arises from not allowing people to protect themselves from transmittable diseases, because of man-made prejudices, and which has absolutely no Biblical foundation.

In the meantime, because it so suits you, have some more devilishy red karma from an atheist, and former Sunday school teacher.

:)

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 817391)

can i ask a question of JCB ... if you think accyweb is a hotbed of bigots .. why did you come back if it offends you ..

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817726)

I'm already in receipt of more than my fair share of blessings.

;)

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817715)

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...-38391-14.html

If you're going to play a game, it's always wise to read all the rules, in case you're subsequently relegated.

;)

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 817730)

You ain't had mine yet.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817732)

Apologies Mick and Garinda.

I accept the rules . Didn't think it was a swear word.

Originally Posted by suedarbo (Post 817735)

Why is Catholic not on the list ?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817738)

Ok, let's talk about some of the bigotry that's perpetrated in the name of Jesus.



What so you think about a church that for decades has hidden and defended it's child abusing priests, and thus allowed them to go on and commit more heinous crimes, and ignored the thousands of young victims, in order to protect itself?

It's totally inexcusable , just as the same situation is totally inexcusable in other groups where children are vulnerable.

There is no way I or anyone with sense or decency could think othewise.

As a Guardian correspondent wrote : It is the worst crisis the Catholic Church has faced since the Reformation.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817740)

Catholic comes within Christian.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817266)

Over the weekend , perusing past quotes on the Accy Web , I was amazed at the degree of bigotry and prejudice relating to God , Christianity , the Catholic Church , saints etc.

Originally Posted by suedarbo (Post 817744)

What does this stand for? (are we having a quiz?:confused:)

P.B.P.W.M.G.H.F.W.M.Y. Have you added some more letters since last night or am I imagining things..........again?

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817741)

...and what have you done in protest at this outrageous abuse, and offically sanctioned cover-up?

All the bigots on Accy Web have been voicing their disapproval, at the gross hypocrisy of the leaders of the Catholic church, for years.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817749)

Probably speaking in tongues.

Or like many, who need the crutch of religion, to help them hobble along life's journey, and need the protection of some greater being....he's too afraid to say what he actually thinks, and therefore has to hide behind unheard of acronym.

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817750)

I have e-mailed every Catholic bishop in the country to let them know my views on this outrageous abuse.

Originally Posted by suedarbo (Post 817744)

What does this stand for? (are we having a quiz?:confused:)

P.B.P.W.M.G.H.F.W.M.Y. Have you added some more letters since last night or am I imagining things..........again?

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817751)

Or perhaps they're the initals of usernames, of the people now on his little list, and who are going straight to the firey furnaces of Hell.

:dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817753)

Still the same letters as last night , suedarbo.

Someone came very close to getting it last night.

Winner gets to go on a week's pilgrimage to Canterbury.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 817754)

As a non-believer, you appear to have an in-depth knowledge of the scriptures...I think you'd look good in a Cardinal's hat.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817745)

Odd.

Strange then that you should chose to list it separately from the rest of Christianity, as a target for bigoted prejudice on Accy Web, in your opening post in this thread.

Originally Posted by suedarbo (Post 817758)

Can you all hang on while I go dye my hair to suit my mentality? :help:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817760)

Could have added Anglican , Methodist , Baptist etc.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817749)

Probably speaking in tongues.

Or like many, who need the crutch of religion, to help them hobble along life's journey, and need the protection of some greater being....he's too afraid to say what he actually thinks, and therefore has to hide behind unheard of acronym.

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817751)

Or perhaps they're the initals of usernames, of the people now on his little list, and who are going straight to the firey furnaces of Hell.

:dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817753)

Still the same letters as last night , suedarbo.

Someone came very close to getting it last night.

Winner gets to go on a week's pilgrimage to Canterbury.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817759)

As stated way back in this thead, I'm a former Sunday school teacher.

;)

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817772)

I don't believe anyone is going to Hell.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 817336)

"Please Be Patient With Me - Yahweh Hasn't Finished With Me Yet"

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817282)

You justify my point.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817752)

I hope some took time out from fiddling under their cassocks, to read the emails.

What about the Holy Father?

He's been implicit in turning a blind eye to the sexual abuse of children, and keener on protecting the church, rather than protecting the innocent children, abused in that church's name.

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 817778)

Spuggie told us what it meant last night (I assume Yahweh's another name for the big man). Wasn't really worth waiting for, was it? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817781)

Where and when did the Pope do this?

Some facts please since you seem so well-informed on this matter.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817781)

Where and when did the Pope do this?

Some facts please since you seem so well-informed on this matter.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817781)

Some facts please since you seem so well-informed on this matter.

Originally Posted by suedarbo (Post 817783)

Thanks Wynonie, I knew sowmeone had said it but I couldn't find it. :D

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 817787)

He has a personal collection of DVD's of blokes in black smocks with young boys.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 817524)

Wasn't it Jesus, in Matthew 5:39, who said 'Turn the other cheek', when faced with aggression?

I suppose that was well before mankind came along, and founded all the different churches in his name, and imposed their own bigotries, and ignored most of Christ's teaching.

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 817791)

Oh gawd JCB is now famous on Google!!!!!!

P.B.P.W.M.G.H.F.W.M.Y. - Google Search

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 817779)

What point? You haven't made one yet ... unless you are confusing "point" with "opinion". It may have skipped your notice, but you, like me, live in a country which has not only freedom of religion, but also freedom of expression (with, I hope, certain limits when it comes to spouting hate).

Instead of "You justify my point", why not just type "QED"? Takes up less room, and more accurately represents what you are attempting to say.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 817793)

Hey up..Erics sobered up.

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 817795)

Is it this lot ?

Messianic Evangelicals

1. Making disciples of all men for Yah'shua the Messiah (Jesus Christ); 2. Gathering the elect into assemblies (churches) and communities; 3. Planting the keys of truth everywhere; 4. Lifting a prophetic warning voice against sin; and 5. Gathering the 10 tribes of Israel into end-time communities.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 817800)

No.