Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 818141)

Yep, that's right, I'm a bigoted fascist and there's no point in trying to convert me, That'd be about as likely as me marrying a non-white, Roman Catholic immigrant.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 818059)

If he replies at all, expect a nursery level riddle.

He's too afraid to post anything as straightforward as an actual answer.

;)

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 818069)

I used to think LIFE was bad but this joker takes the biscuit

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 818147)

jcb
take a bow
colin broadley
retired school teacher
domiciled in the
springhill/fern gore area
welcome on board colin
its much better when we know who you are

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818100)

Ok when will JCB be back for the next round and round and round and round we go?

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818148)

The Urban Dictionary lent me this;

troll
One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'you're nothing but a fanboy' is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
:D

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818106)

I think some of you are being a little too hard on JCB. He obviously has strongly held views - as so do many on here - and many of his views may seem incompatible with some of those members who have been on this site for longer. However, surely the principle should be that any new(ish) member should be treated on exactly the same basis as those who have been here for years.

JCB has professed his Christian beliefs. So What? There is nothing extreme about them. As far as I am aware, they are fully reconcilable with democratic debate and an open society so I don't see what the problem is. He may possibly have misinterpreted this website and even some of it's members but that is probably only through being a little clouded as to what it's about. He can't tell the comedians from the rest - but neither can I, and I've been on here for seven years. So give him time and don't be nasty to the guy.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818153)

Yes.

I used to enjoy the Magic Round-a-bout.

Dougal was my dog's grandad.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818155)

I've now lost track. This thread no longer makes any sense. Has someone been putting stuff in the drinking water up there?

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818117)

horsecrap, he was amazed at the bigotry etc n continued in a similar vein, right from his first post.:rolleyes: so wadda ya expect? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818157)

I'm gobsmacked.

Are you being serious Tealeaf?

Is someone finally beginning to understand me?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818157)

I'm gobsmacked.

Are you being serious Tealeaf?

Is someone finally beginning to understand me?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818162)

Trust you to spoil it for me.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818126)

Err...sorry Cashy, you're wrong. He started his first posts off with references to Christmas, terrorism and a priest..then he started laying in to HBC and the Tory/Lib-Dems which continued for a while. The bigot stuff was his first thread starter..personally, I thought it was rather innocuous which is why I gave it my usual flippant reply. However, subsequent contributions have turned it rather nasty and it's gone beyond the usual debate on ideas to one of personal attacks, which I find somewhat sad.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818157)

I'm gobsmacked.

Are you being serious Tealeaf?

Is someone finally beginning to understand me?

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 818141)

Yep, that's right, I'm a bigoted fascist and there's no point in trying to convert me, That'd be about as likely as me marrying a non-white, Roman Catholic immigrant.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818168)

I don't recall anything about Christmas and terrorism.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818168)

I don't recall anything about Christmas and terrorism.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818168)

I don't recall anything about Christmas and terrorism.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818157)

I'm gobsmacked.

Are you being serious Tealeaf?

Is someone finally beginning to understand me?

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818167)

can't help it just do me best.:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818174)

You never know.

A gorgeous gal.

Love at first sight and all that.

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 818169)

What's a Bigot?

Is there only me on this site with a realization of what is going on in life.Give me a break.:mosher::D:D

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 818142)

...which he did - so JCB has misjudged him.

I think it presumptous to pass judgement on anybody.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 818147)

jcb
take a bow
colin broadley
retired school teacher
domiciled in the
springhill/fern gore area
welcome on board colin
its much better when we know who you are

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818178)

It's a shame you didn't read this first on your return this evening. Tip - it's always a good idea to read through subsequent postings on a theme before replying.

Now, while I don't profess to understand you, then neither can I understand most of the other characters on here so don't think you're alone. The key thing to remember is that for the most part, the people on this website are reasonably well educated and versed in stringing an argument togeather which usually involves a certain amount of humour. So don't get too upset when something or somebody does not quite fit in with any perceived reply you may possibly have imagined.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818183)

I retract the fascist bit but not the bigot bit because you admit to it.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818185)

This one puzzles me.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818148)

Mind you I am getting ammusement out of this thread. :D

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818189)

sir i honestly think the "Troll" description is very apt in yer case.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818159)

Poor Dougal. Wonder if that lovable hound knew what he had spawned. Florence well the less said about her the better. Zebbadde was on acid at the time. [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][size=2]Dylan the rabbit was a pre hoodie; Ermintrude the pink cow was at best a bit weird and Brian the snail well no comment.

YouTube - THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT - ORIGINAL BBC 1970's EPISODE

This seems a good one for this thread. :D:D:D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818190)

So am I.

Why do you think I keep at it?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818190)

So am I.

Why do you think I keep at it?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818193)

Thanks for the memories.

Originally Posted by derekgas (Post 818197)

I think this thread should be closed personally, it hasnt even been a debate, or a discussion, but mainly just garbage, that said, if you pour petrol on a fire, it WILL keep burning.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818200)

Sad or what is I.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818176)

twas yer first post 28-08-2009, thread was "This kind of terrorism gets my vote" yer memorys as bad as mine.:D

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818186)

Now that told him T', but will he take time to consider and understand which part(s), you meant as humour and which parts were a slap on the wrist?

Or will he come to the same conclusion as the rest?


:cool:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 818203)

read quick - I read 'sadist' ;)

Originally Posted by derekgas (Post 818197)

I think this thread should be closed personally, it hasnt even been a debate, or a discussion, but mainly just garbage, that said, if you pour petrol on a fire, it WILL keep burning.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818205)

What's humour and what's not is for you lot to work out.

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818178)

It's a shame you didn't read this first on your return this evening. Tip - it's always a good idea to read through subsequent postings on a theme before replying.

Now, while I don't profess to understand you, then neither can I understand most of the other characters on here so don't think you're alone. The key thing to remember is that for the most part, the people on this website are reasonably well educated and versed in stringing an argument togeather which usually involves a certain amount of humour. So don't get too upset when something or somebody does not quite fit in with any perceived reply you may possibly have imagined.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818207)

On yer bike mate its damn good craic.:D

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818195)

Somehow I get the feeling you are out of your depth and have been ever since the windows screen on your computer put up,

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 818187)

If you're going to take everything on here at face value, then Accyweb really is not for you!

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818210)

Aye..and I suspect JCB is now enjoying it as much as the rest of us...he'll have to come down the next Accy Web meet....any ideas when that will be, be the way?

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818211)

Ooo,err, as soon as I posted that my P.C. Crashed, do you think God or perhaps Bill Gates didn't approve?

Is there a difference?

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818210)

Aye..and I suspect JCB is now enjoying it as much as the rest of us...he'll have to come down the next Accy Web meet....any ideas when that will be, be the way?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818212)

But I'm learning , slowly but not so surely.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818213)

When you arrange it maybe????

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 818180)

Yes, that's right...how did you guess?

That's the most perceptive post you've made yet! ;)

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818212)

But I'm learning , slowly but not so surely.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818224)

Enjoy your time in the Sun, as soon as you settle down and think all is well with accyweb, another one just like you will turn up, but YOU will be expected to put them down like a really loyal accywebber!

(About once a fortnight on average), so you'll have plenty of practice.
:D

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818210)

Aye..and I suspect JCB is now enjoying it as much as the rest of us...he'll have to come down the next Accy Web meet....any ideas when that will be, by the way?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818228)

Very much.

When I retired from my last job one of my presents was a wooden spoon.
Same when I finished the job before that.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818228)

Very much.

When I retired from my last job one of my presents was a wooden spoon.
Same when I finished the job before that.

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 818229)

So who won ? Bigots or Different kind of Bigots ? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818213)

When you arrange it maybe????

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818224)

Enjoy your time in the Sun, as soon as you settle down and think all is well with accyweb, another one just like you will turn up, but YOU will be expected to put them down like a really loyal accywebber!

(About once a fortnight on average), so you'll have plenty of practice.
:D

O.K. so now you've learnt how to fly, try looking at another thread you can put you're newly qualified bullshine into, the web is wide and covers the world don't let us hold you back.:)

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818233)

There could always be a spontaneous turn-up. I dunno. Providing the place can handle it. I thought the last do was a good 'un - very pleased at a WMC with three Real Ales on tap. A very romantic evening - just a shame I had to leave a bit early.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818236)

Surely there can't be another one just like me.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818236)

Surely there can't be another one just like me.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818230)

You the Scotland rugby union team manager?

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818231)

I can only assume with your attitude a very short career and early retirement at 17?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818242)

Scotland is a beautiful place.

Had many a good holiday there.

But it's the tight gets there that ruin it. Sorry , I retract that bigotry.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818244)

Now why didn't I have the sense to think of that when I was 16?

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818245)

Those from thewrong side of the hills need user ping.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818242)

Scotland is a beautiful place.

Had many a good holiday there.

But it's the tight gets there that ruin it.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 818248)

Do they not have microvave ovens in Scotland:confused:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818249)

Too late you posted I've quoted and edited, which version will googles robots spread over the www?
:p

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818246)

Full of idealistic claptrap by any chance?

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818255)

Probably but I've never really grown up .

A good friend of mine fro Scotland is a mad Celtic fan.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818255)

Probably but I've never really grown up .

A good friend of mine fro Scotland is a mad Celtic fan.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818264)

Correction to an earlier quote.

I did make a quote on 28/8/09.

My memory must be deteriorating or my brain or something.

Cant elucidate.I got a warning for putting a word in asterisks last night.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818274)

Less , he is a she.
A fiery Scottish lass who wouldn't be pleased with you taking her for a man.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818274)

Less , he is a she.
A fiery Scottish lass who wouldn't be pleased with you taking her for a man.

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818277)

Being brought up in the Jungle even Tarzen would run from a true female Celtic fan. I know my daughter is Celtic daft.

Originally Posted by Less (Post 818280)

Any fiend of yours

Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 818285)

Was that deliberate or just a typo, Less? Made me chuckle anyway. :D

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 818277)

Being brought up in the Jungle even Tarzen would run from a true female Celtic fan. I know my daughter is Celtic daft.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818283)

True.

Don't understand this Catholic Celtic and Protestant Rangers nonsense though.

If I use the word "Rangers" to her I'd end up a dead man.

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 818300)

well then how come i can say rangers to your daughter .. and im still walking, breathing, typing .... and wind her up when rangers beat celtic ...:D:D:D

Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 818106)

I think some of you are being a little too hard on JCB. He obviously has strongly held views - as so do many on here - and many of his views may seem incompatible with some of those members who have been on this site for longer. However, surely the principle should be that any new(ish) member should be treated on exactly the same basis as those who have been here for years.

JCB has professed his Christian beliefs. So What? There is nothing extreme about them. As far as I am aware, they are fully reconcilable with democratic debate and an open society so I don't see what the problem is. He may possibly have misinterpreted this website and even some of it's members but that is probably only through being a little clouded as to what it's about. He can't tell the comedians from the rest - but neither can I, and I've been on here for seven years. So give him time and don't be nasty to the guy.

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818125)

Thanks for the compliment , garinda , but I am still here .

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 818348)

Oh how I hate these long goodbyes.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 818147)

jcb
take a bow
colin broadley
retired school teacher
domiciled in the
springhill/fern gore area
welcome on board colin
its much better when we know who you are

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 818236)

Surely there can't be another one just like me.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 818350)

Oh it is nice, you having two chums now.

A retired teacher?

I'll be praying for the poor pupils who endured his tutelage.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818349)

at this point my moneys on him staying awhile.:)

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 818353)

do ya reckon Tealeaf was one of em?:D

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 818355)

I don't know.

Did old Teabag go to 'special' school?

:rolleyes: