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Well it looks like they're not that bad after all, looks like they get gatted on a Saturday night too:D

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What do you make of this people, taken within the last hour, I have no idea what is going on. Answers written on a £5 note and passed to me surreptitiously, thats a bit like golden syrup but a bit thicker, just like me

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Obviously the first one is a decoy and the second one as caught snipers hiding behind a wall, be careful Dave don't let um catch you it could get nasty

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But whats with the merry Christmas sleigh, and remember it was this afternoon that I observed this occurrence.

Thinking about it the jolly gent dresses in red, could be mistaken for a clone at a distance, and has unfettered access to chimneys. He could have his ding dong merrily on high.

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Todays report is disturbing, I have located the extinguisher, the cause of all the trouble. It has been to Church and is on its way back to Clayton. We dont know what it did when it arrived at Church, so in order to find out, has any person who lives in Church woke up this morning and cant remember what happened last night?

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Had a long walk to my parents house today and I have also been active

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That would be Tealeaf, but he wakes up like that every Monday morning:D

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and you know this because...

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A ball in the canal a ball in my parents garden. They are onto me!

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Impressive, you can do the splits that far?
:eek:

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I can't touch my toes no chance of doing splits

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1) Tracks the position of the FE quite well
2) a close up of FE
3) had to go docs at acorn center. Nothing to do with canal. But hmmmm New Takeaway. Wonder what mouthwatering food they make?
4) Hmm you can buy your own Conservatives here
5) Panoramic football shot

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I discovered a breading stack of clones, as opposed to traffic cones thats cones for traffic.

They were lurking on the outskirts of Rishton, look closely and you will see its a multiple breading stack, but more alarming was the discovery of the brain replacement attachment seen in the background.

This equipment is used to remove your brain through the nostril tubes, and it replaces your brain with a copy of Frankie Howard's brain. How do I know, I hear you ask, well I'll tell you misses ,no listen, titter ye not, ooh no please......you will all be assimilated,resistance is futile,ooh er misses


nurse, hes out of bed again

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This is a photo I found online showing the police searching the canal at Burnley prior to Lizzie's jaunt on a canal barge.

No fire extinguishers or cones in sight - got to give dingles credit for that;)

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They've pusted um all our way:eek::eek: