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davemac 04-05-2012 22:04
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Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.
I once ate a clown, it tasted funny.

Less 04-05-2012 22:34
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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 989629)
I once ate a clown, it tasted funny.
Was the flavour reminiscent of a night time beverage made from powdered chocolate?

If so, I think you just ate Cocoa the clown.
:golly: oops sorry, that's dark chocolate!

cashman 04-05-2012 22:36
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 989626)
Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.
Oh they aint mindless dave, They have been indoctrinated by descendants of the Gestapo n S.S.

DaveinGermany 04-05-2012 22:39
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 989637)
Oh they aint mindless dave, They have been indoctrinated by descendants of the Gestapo n S.S.
So they didn't all disappear off to Brazil & Argentina ? ;)

cashman 04-05-2012 22:45
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So they didn't all disappear off to Brazil & Argentina ? ;)
Nah some U.S.A. n some U.K. ;) At least those the Torys deemed worth keeping.:D

susie123 05-05-2012 12:19
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 989626)
Right we know about the cones & clones, but what about the Clowns ? These drones subservient to the will & command of their cone/clone masters, below an image of one taken as it mindlessly goes through its routine.
Some of them can actually be seen in company with a higher authority, see below.

DaveinGermany 05-05-2012 12:37
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Some of them can actually be seen in company with a higher authority, see below.
Should that not be "higher intelligence" Sue ? :)

susie123 05-05-2012 12:50
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Should that not be "higher intelligence" Sue ? :)
Of course Dave, silly me... I bow to your higher... authority :rolleyes:

DaveinGermany 05-05-2012 14:12
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Of course Dave, silly me... I bow to your higher... authority :rolleyes:
No, no Sue, I am merely a footsoldier in our rage against the machines. Lets face, it your average Plastic plod, Traffic taliban or jobsworth aren't usually the sharpest tools in the toolbox, malicious, petty & vindictive yes, but not big on thinks. :D ;)

davemac 05-05-2012 20:40
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 989636)
Was the flavour reminiscent of a night time beverage made from powdered chocolate?

If so, I think you just ate Cocoa the clown.
:golly: oops sorry, that's dark chocolate!

It tasted of corks..........I think it was Korky the Clown

Eric 05-05-2012 20:51
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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 989770)
No, no Sue, I am merely a footsoldier in our rage against the machines. Lets face, it your average Plastic plod, Traffic taliban or jobsworth aren't usually the sharpest tools in the toolbox, malicious, petty & vindictive yes, but not big on thinks. :D ;)
They're the same over here ... seem to have been modelled on Wodehouse's Constable Oates, who can barely muster the intellect to stand under a tree waiting for Gussie Fink-Nottle to come down.

cashman 05-05-2012 22:10
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 989852)
They're the same over here ... seem to have been modelled on Wodehouse's Constable Oates, who can barely muster the intellect to stand under a tree waiting for Gussie Fink-Nottle to come down.
Please define a Gussie Fink-Nottle???:confused:

Eric 05-05-2012 22:39
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Please define a Gussie Fink-Nottle???:confused:
An upper class twit who collects newts, from "Jeeves and Wooster". He's the type that tories appoint as cabinet ministers in sensitive portfolios.;)

Restless 06-05-2012 12:41
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I've been stopping in Clayton since Friday. They are following me

cashman 06-05-2012 12:54
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Well yeh brought it on yerself mate,Stopping down yon.:D


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