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davemac 01-05-2012 21:29

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Here are a group of the very threat that faces us, they were capture in an undercover operation by the Accy Web Special Boat Squad, and placed in a holding cell at a secret location. They will be interrogated later.

Eric 01-05-2012 22:00

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 988630)
The extinguisher although now taking on less importance is still on its relentless course toward Church, it has moved although not by much I caught it having its lunch. So the alert on the extinguisher has gone down to Defcon 2 for the time being, but still keep a high alert, things could change at a moments notice.

You realize what Defcon 2 is, don't you? Maybe that should be Defcon 4.;)

cashman 01-05-2012 22:40

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You realize what Defcon 2 is, don't you? Maybe that should be Defcon 4.;)

Yeh are joking Eric gotta be next step to nuclear war, so gotta be 2.:eek:

Less 02-05-2012 03:10

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Arguing amongst ourselves about which level and what severity of defcom we are at is playing into their hands might I suggest in future we use flippin eck?

Flippin eck 4 = if things get worse we'll need a fan.
Flippin eck 3 = ok we've got a fan now what do we do?
Flippin eck 2 = it doesn't look good there's brown stuff being chucked about.
Flippin eck 1 = now we're in trouble some of that brown stuff is heading straight for the fan, better kiss your ass goodbye.

walkinman221 02-05-2012 06:46

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Here are a group of the very threat that faces us, they were capture in an undercover operation by the Accy Web Special Boat Squad, and placed in a holding cell at a secret location. They will be interrogated later.

Are we going to water board them?

cashman 02-05-2012 08:16

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Are we going to water board them?

Shhh the trick is to say nowt, so we can deny it after.;)

jaysay 02-05-2012 08:19

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Shhh the trick is to say nowt, so we can deny it after.;)

That's the American approach cashy:D

davemac 02-05-2012 10:04

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 988706)
You realize what Defcon 2 is, don't you? Maybe that should be Defcon 4.;)

I've been at defcon 1 (Lancashire style) for a while now, thats attacking things with a pointy stick. Defcon 2 is putting a rubber end on it. Perhaps you are right that we peaked to soon, and less has a point, a unique problem requires unique classifications.


There is a lot I cant say at the moment as we have agents in the field, then they will be in the park, then they have to attend morris dancing practice.

davemac 02-05-2012 10:05

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 988741)
Are we going to water board them?


Cant do that, I'm on a water meter, will have to flick them with a wet flannel for now, and I'm not kidding either.

jaysay 02-05-2012 10:08

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Cant do that, I'm on a water meter, will have to flick them with a wet flannel for now, and I'm not kidding either.

Of course your not kidding Dave, on such a serious thread;)

davemac 02-05-2012 12:20

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Of course your not kidding Dave, on such a serious thread;)

getting caught with a wet flannel can raise a welt, you could take an eye out.

To digress from the thread for a moment this post is number 581, it just proves talking rubish is better than swearing at people, and I would like to thank all contributers, now back to the thread.


Dont run with scissors

susie123 02-05-2012 14:59

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As Eric says, we can't discount the ducks... They appear to be communicating...

Restless 02-05-2012 15:47

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good capturing of the ducks taking out the cones

walkinman221 02-05-2012 16:32

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Cant do that, I'm on a water meter, will have to flick them with a wet flannel for now, and I'm not kidding either.

You are without a doubt the most evil person i know, A WET FLANNEL my god man have you no conscience:eek::eek:

jaysay 02-05-2012 17:45

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 988804)
getting caught with a wet flannel can raise a welt, you could take an eye out.

To digress from the thread for a moment this post is number 581, it just proves talking rubish is better than swearing at people, and I would like to thank all contributers, now back to the thread.


Dont run with scissors

Why:confused:


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