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walkinman221 26-04-2012 20:50
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And the penguins are the ones to watch in my opinion
Penguins attack! - YouTube

Stevie R 26-04-2012 21:16
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Today I nearly met an Accywebber!!!!

Out walking on the the canal today,

A hirsute young man wearing a baseball cap

Came walking towards me

`Are you Restless?`Say`s I.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Restless 26-04-2012 21:32
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Did you ? LOL if so, it wasn't me :D

davemac 26-04-2012 22:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevie R (Post 987774)
Today I nearly met an Accywebber!!!!

Out walking on the the canal today,

A hirsute young man wearing a baseball cap

Came walking towards me

`Are you Restless?`Say`s I.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
You never posted his reply, if someone asked me if I was restless out of the blue, I would probably have said I was a bit fidgety but ok apart from that

Eric 26-04-2012 22:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 987766)
If anybody doubts the validity of our worries about the ducks watch this
Duck Attacks Doberman!! - YouTube
Never send a dog to a duck fight. All you need is one of these:

Pump Action Shotgun - Model 870 Wingmaster - Remington Shotguns

I've been using one for over thirty years ... same gun. Best bang for the buck. The only dog that should be involved is a retreiver :D ... A couple of blasts will no doubt sink the fire extinguisher ... And then we can all sit down to a meal of collateral damage and chips:alright: By the way, is there anyone who can recommend a good wine?

Stevie R 26-04-2012 22:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by davemac (Post 987780)
You never posted his reply, if someone asked me if I was restless out of the blue, I would probably have said I was a bit fidgety but ok apart from that
Quick as a flash,he says to his pet penguin,that I forgot to mention.....

`Just where was that extinguisher? ;)

Restless 26-04-2012 22:32
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Yeah I will just start blasting a Shotgun on the canal. ;) hell I wouldn't even know how to get one. I will just have to keep to using a pointed stick if they attack!

Eric 27-04-2012 04:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Restless (Post 987785)
Yeah I will just start blasting a Shotgun on the canal. ;) hell I wouldn't even know how to get one. I will just have to keep to using a pointed stick if they attack!
Never bring a pointed stick to a gunfight:eek: But not to worry, I have it from a usually unreliable source, that units of the Church fleet, led by the ironclad rubber dinghy, CS Unfathomable are preparing to leave port:alright:

walkinman221 27-04-2012 07:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric (Post 987794)
Never bring a pointed stick to a gunfight:eek: But not to worry, I have it from a usually unreliable source, that units of the Church fleet, led by the ironclad rubber dinghy, CS Unfathomable are preparing to leave port:alright:
Holy ***** now we know its serious if they are launching old iron clad

Less 27-04-2012 07:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric (Post 987794)
Never bring a pointed stick to a gunfight:eek: But not to worry, I have it from a usually unreliable source, that units of the Church fleet, led by the ironclad rubber dinghy, CS Unfathomable are preparing to leave port:alright:
Sheer and utter propaganda, I don't know who told you this but they are deliberatly trying to mislead you, I have heard of someone from Church leaving their milk, I have even heard of a Churchman that left half a pint after A 6 day drinking spree, but no-one not even a Methodist from Church would leave his fortified wine!

susie123 27-04-2012 08:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric (Post 987668)
If there is any collateral damage ... as in ducks getting blown away ... it would help if someone with taste selects an appropriate wine with which to wash down said collateral damage.
Told you before Eric, they're not big enough to make more than a mouthful yet!

susie123 27-04-2012 08:13
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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 987745)
You can't just take your penguin and go home;) And who then would be advocatus diminuativabus alienensis
Errr -ya mean diminutativabus??? or is that Canadian Latin?? :confused:

susie123 27-04-2012 08:17
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Originally Posted by Restless (Post 987708)
Ok since this thread has made its way into wacky and wonderful world of 'anything goes' everybody strip naked and dive into the canal.... you first accychris ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by davemac (Post 987741)
Thing is though, trolls coming on here are frightening the penguins
The penguins have already got spooked and dived into the water but looks as though they cleaned it up first...

Eric 27-04-2012 08:37
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Quote:
Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 987812)
Errr -ya mean diminutativabus??? or is that Canadian Latin?? :confused:
It's a form of Latin used by the monks of St. Poutine in their monastery in Tuktoyaktuk.

Eric 27-04-2012 08:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 987811)
Told you before Eric, they're not big enough to make more than a mouthful yet!
It is with admirable restraint that I refuse to comment.;)


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