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What a shame, we will probably never hear from him again, he should have told us what he knew while he had the chance, not even James Bond could fight his way out of this situation.
It won't be the ducks, the footballs or even the fire extinguisher people that will have silenced him, it will be the people that love conspiracy theories, they won't allow proof that it is all a load of bullshine to be shown to the people, they have a multi-billion industry to protect.

:cool:

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I can now reveal that the distraction was to take our attention off the real problem, it wasn't the extinguisher that we should have feared..............


I have found the mothership.........yes.......save yourselves..........its been here all the time we were tracking the canal movements........and all the time it was here infiltrating society. They are among us..wait there is a knock at the door..they are coming in.....what do you want...whats that in your hand...............nooo...............arghhhhhhhhh hhhhhh.









I think I might have overstated it a bit, lets be careful out there

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and the movie to follow-- Invasion of the red canister thingys

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I'm afraid it could be even more serious.. the "red thingy" may well have mutated having already infested Church with it's offspring, it could be heading to a place near you!.. we are doomed:eek:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0woSEytxV...rain+photo.jpg

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:eek: and there is no train station in clayton! perhaps that is their secret

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooo the end is nigh:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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For some of you maybe, but their "pets" will be fine. ;)

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Todays report is, the extinguisher on the canal has gone into hiding, the mother-ship has erected the launch tube, and the others have come out of hiding

Photos.
1.& 2 shows the original now without disguise and in hiding.
3. Mother-ship now with launch tube erected.
4. Sleeper cells in formation lurking.
5. Possible siting, again close to water.
6. Soldier waiting for the order to attack.

So....... stiff upper lip, shoulders back, chest out, straight back, best foot forward, they dont like it up em Mr Mannering, your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off, fire at will, attitude. (Will must be fed up by now)

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First they tried landing in Accrington in their ships disguised as sweeping brushes

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Think they might be getting ready for a May day attack - next Tuesday - or perhaps they've come to observe the results of the local elections??

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We are definitely being watched...

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Omg not far from me that backing on to water street and sultan street i believe will keep my eye on that:eek:

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More observers have been deployed...

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Gordon Bennett!! I'm off-line for a few days and I return to find that the red cannister menace has multiplied to become a veritable army watching and waiting. Truly frightening! :eek:

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They seem quite brazen ... making no attempt to conceal themselves ... I mean, they don't exactly blend into the background. That rectangle, close to the top of the observer's "torso", cunningly disguised as dark slot, is perhaps some form of trans- or inter-dimensional interface. Could some brave soul compose a message in English and Lancashire (And perhaps Dinglish, just in case the aliens are a little slow on the uptake) expressing our good intentions and our love of meat pies? This could be inserted into the interface slot. Oh, and one should affix a portrait of Her Britanic Majesty, our leader (there's always this "take me to your leader" thing to keep in mind).

By the by, who is keeping an eye on the ducks?