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walkinman221 20-01-2014 16:42

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 1091121)
I have thick hair on my head - hairdressers remark that not many women my age have that.

However - hair has disappeared from everywhere else - have bare legs, arms, armpits and 'intimate area'. (I recall Margaret P saying that her mum has a wig to compensate for that last area. I'm not bothered - nobody ever looks.;))

Ah the good old mirkin not seen much in the wild these days:D:D

Margaret Pilkington 20-01-2014 17:15

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Margaret, she says nobody looks at hers either.(I'm really glad about that)
And she doesn't use the mirkin anymore.

Margaret Pilkington 20-01-2014 17:17

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Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1091120)
Shush Eric, things are starting to getting interesting.http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/us...62/boobies.gif

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1091118)
Are you guys talking about the same thing:confused: Or did I sprinkle too much weed onto my cornflakes?

Don't get too excited lads.
I think perhaps you both need to get out more:D:D

Turtle 20-01-2014 17:22

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Hah hah! Where else but on Accy Web (and then Google) can you learn so much in one day: Edward Burne-Jones did stained glass, and what is a merkin! My education was sadly lacking. :)

walkinman221 20-01-2014 17:27

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Originally Posted by Turtle (Post 1091142)
Hah hah! Where else but on Accy Web (and then Google) can you learn so much in one day: Edward Burne-Jones did stained glass, and what is a merkin! My education was sadly lacking. :)

Basically a pubic wig:eek::eek::D

Less 20-01-2014 18:07

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 1091146)
Basically a pubic wig:eek::eek::D


Indeed, though if I ever needed to resort to such a device...


I'd swear blind to the judge I hadn't been flashing, I was only adjusting it, when the constable came around the corner.

;)

Gordon Booth 20-01-2014 18:29

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 1091146)
Basically a pubic wig:eek::eek::D

Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!

Just looked it up on Google- what a sheltered life I've led.

Less 20-01-2014 18:36

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1091160)
Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!



Just looked it up on Google- what a sheltered life I've led.


A decent member would have provided a link.

Eric 20-01-2014 18:38

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1091162)
A decent member would have provided a link.


Where's C'mon when you need him?;)

DaveinGermany 20-01-2014 18:42

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth (Post 1091160)
Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!

Actresses doing scenes in the nuddy mostly I'd assume. :rolleyes:

Less 20-01-2014 18:51

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1091165)
Actresses doing scenes in the nuddy mostly I'd assume. :rolleyes:


Don't be silly, this is the age of internet porn not the sixties and a Hammer horror compulsory, side boob and ace of spades artistic scene of a larger amount of tufting than the hearth rug ever contained!

Gordon Booth 20-01-2014 18:53

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1091162)
A decent member would have provided a link.

I wouldn't want you to get too exited!

I had to take two more pills.

Gordon Booth 20-01-2014 19:14

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Picked up while doing my 'research'-
'Daddy, what's a merkin?'
'Well, I'll tell you what's not Amurrican- that Barak Obama and his Socialist agenda!'
'Is John Mcain a merkin?'
'One of the finest who ever lived, son!'

westendlass 21-01-2014 19:12

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I thought there was some sort of running joke about the 'merkin' when I read this thread until I looked it up on Google. In 48 years I've never heard of one and can't think of anything funnier, a toupe for the tuppence!:D:D

wadey 22-01-2014 20:37

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Bet they don't sell many nowadays


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