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Now your getting kinky..:D

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Latex? :rolleyes:

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Not me, I was on the throne at the time, one of the lesser, female members wearing a mask (to hide her identity) performed the task and although there aren't many ladies in the clique, this one agreed that her lips should be sealed.
:eek:

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Yes thats the one, the clique does have a strict health and safety policy that includes method statements which must be adhered to at all times. Its members ( whoever they are ) safety is paramount:D

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I feel quite let down that the grand wizard himself didnt attend to my induction it seems that my new membership is a bit tarnished:D:D

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Time's a great healer! ::)

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I'm sure that if you can find out who she is and if you ask her nicely, she would even be willing to give that a rub down with her buffer.

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Yes, Margaret - it IS like a family. I joined Accyweb initially as I had come across this forum in my research re family history and I found that I was able to get answers from members to some of my queries re my husband’s Accrington connection. I was overwhelmed by the quick response and the help so generously given.

By that time I felt I was part of the Accyweb family and there was no way I was leaving it, at least not willingly! I was addicted!!!! Since then I have enjoyed some very interesting threads and postings – admittedly sometimes controversial (but isn’t that what makes a good discussion so much more interesting) – many chuckles, felt shared sadness over illnesses and loss, learnt a wealth of knowledge about the area and so much more.

I am one of those who enjoy putting my bit in when I have an opinion or a comment to make (as may have been noticed!!!), but most of all I enjoy reading the postings from other members. I must admit that sometimes I get rather hot under the collar over some postings (and the odd member or two – oops!) but that’s another story. Although I have never met any of the members personally I feel I do know so many of them.

So right now I am enjoying my morning coffee and a good read to start the day…..

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By the way, for all those interested in joining the only true clique on AccyWeb, The Fellowship of the Hat:alright:, application forms are available from me, or from DiG. Fill them in, and return them. If you are sending them to me, please remember to complete them in both official languages.

Oh, by the way, if you have never been drunk, wasted, trashed, pee'd as a rat (or newt, if you prefer), totalled, smashed, impaired (this for the posh folks) etc. in the great city of Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada, don't bother applying.;) Those who qualify, but who had the misfortune to do the technicolour yawn all over the table and/or the bar, will be accepted on probation. If you puked on the bouncer while making an unplanned exit from the bar, this counts in your favour.:D

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I am ineligible.....Never been to Medicine Hat. I have been trashed , totalled, wasted, cabbaged(mainly downunder, Kaiserstuhl has a lot to answer for))...but not there.......and it was a long time ago.
I couldn't fill in the application form in both official languages.
I speak three languages......English, rubbish and gibberish(I am most fluent in the last two).
It saddens me that I am very unlikely to ever be in this club that has such celebrated members as Eric...and the lad from Germany(alright Son?).
Such is life...full of disappointments!

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But this probation period can be waived if it can be confirm that Officer Trudish (or one of his colleagues), while tutting disappointedly at you as his German Shepherd "Officer Max" was growling & sinking his teeth into your arse cheek while you were widdling up the wall! :eek: :D

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I'm illegitimate, well, according to some on here, though that wasn't quite the term they used.

So could I be a dishonourable member?

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Less, if you get in by that means then I am going to appeal.....I can be very appealing when I set my mind to it. :)

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No what you'll do is offer a bribe, yet another picture of home cooking just to get Eric dribbling down his cheeks and checking the international flights timetable.

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Less......I didn't say how I was going to be appealing.....but home cooking had to be in the equation. Though the person who said that the way to a mans heart was through his stomach was aiming to high.:)