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I'm an educated fool with my knee on my mind
Got my tan in my hand and the cream in my eye.
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an edge on my food with honey on my rye
Got a tin in my hand and cream in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
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Millions of sperm and you was the fastest??
I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.
I shall share with you the lyrics that I have misheard, causing much mirth to family and friends.
The first one was 'We don't talk any more' by Cliff Richard.
The line is 'It's so funny how we don't talk any more'
I took it to say 'Tits and fanny how we don't talk any more.'
Doesn't even make sense, I know.
The second one was 'Brown girl in the ring'
The line is 'Show me emotion'
I thought it was 'Show me a motion'.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.
I wonder why you cant open the link?? I can ..... wish you could tho .... some are very funny
For some reason it wouldn't open when I first tried it but it's working now.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.