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Old 06-06-2008, 17:57   #1
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Owwwwwwww!

Just done myself toad in the hole for tea, the oven is next to the cupboard I keep my plates in, got the Tea towel in my hand opened the oven with one hand grabbed for the plate with the other, (see us men can multi-task too), pulled plate and food out together.

Unfortunately I pulled the plate out with the hand holding the tea towel and burnt my other hand by grabbing hold of the hot cooking tray, doesn't burning human flesh smell like pork?



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Old 06-06-2008, 17:58   #2
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Re: Owwwwwwww!

mmmm! tastes like pork too.....I'm told
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Old 06-06-2008, 17:59   #3
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OUCH!!!!!!!! See men CAN'T multi ask
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Old 06-06-2008, 17:59   #4
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Less....just a point of interest....where do you buy fresh toads these days...or do you prefer the frozen ones?
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Old 06-06-2008, 17:59   #5
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Just done myself toad in the hole for tea, the oven is next to the cupboard I keep my plates in, got the Tea towel in my hand opened the oven with one hand grabbed for the plate with the other, (see us men can multi-task too), pulled plate and food out together.

Unfortunately I pulled the plate out with the hand holding the tea towel and burnt my other hand by grabbing hold of the hot cooking tray, doesn't burning human flesh smell like pork?




see fellas cant multitask!!!!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:00   #6
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Just done myself toad in the hole for tea, the oven is next to the cupboard I keep my plates in, got the Tea towel in my hand opened the oven with one hand grabbed for the plate with the other, (see us men can multi-task too), pulled plate and food out together.

Unfortunately I pulled the plate out with the hand holding the tea towel and burnt my other hand by grabbing hold of the hot cooking tray, doesn't burning human flesh smell like pork?







Sorry less thats just sooooo funny when I try to picture it
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:01   #7
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see fellas cant multitask!!!!!
They just think they can.
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:04   #8
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They just think they can.

and theyre proved wrong every time!!!!!

Wish they wouldnt keep trying though - would be more room in A & E for people that need it!!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:05   #9
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I notice no one gave him any first aid advice!!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:07   #10
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OUCH!!!!!!!! See men CAN'T multi ask
Yes we can,
I was able to juggle a plate and burn at the same time!
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:08   #11
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I notice no one gave him any first aid advice!!!
OH duh!! Here I am a first aider and I didn't give any advice... so sorry!!


Here's the advice " hot things burn if touched "



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Old 06-06-2008, 18:09   #12
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lol... me 2, but i just pointed out that nobody had... lol
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:10   #13
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Ummmm you could always move your plates further away from the oven .. pmsl !!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 18:11   #14
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buy one of those two handed oven gloves?
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buy one of those two handed oven gloves?
Buy? go wash your mouth out with soap and water!
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