The Rat man cometh - Page 2

Gayle · 06-10-2006, 20:24

A game you might like Less.

http://www.funny-games.biz/cat-vac.html

WillowTheWhisp · 06-10-2006, 22:02

ANNE · 06-10-2006, 23:01

The solutions simple Less. Forget the cats air rifles and cute little Jack Russells.
You need to borrow yourself a German Shepard.
It will have ratty for dinner quicker than you can say poison.

garinda · 06-10-2006, 23:08

I've just called German shepherds, Mitzi und Fritzi.

They will be at Church station at 5.15 tomorrow, and are very much looking forward to helping you with your infestation.

WillowTheWhisp · 06-10-2006, 23:25

One look at them knees and the rat will be off like a shot!

cherokee · 07-10-2006, 01:09

had one in my kitchen less once and hubby kindly showed it the door and thank god it never came back................
No help to you at all but just felt i had to share that with you pmsl.........

LancYorkYankee · 07-10-2006, 02:10

So many thoughtful replies from your friends Less eh? Very humurous threads guys thanks!

I'm an american so of course I've got every kind of weapon

necessary from a bb gun to 30 30 rifle as well as what every Yank boy has but an semi automatic 9 mm hand gun.

But how to get them through customs hmmm . . . Okay that won't help.

I have a great rat, mouse, mole. rabbit killing dog but again, bloody customs.

Hey, Chav's got snakes. How bout borrowing one. That'll give ya peaceful dreams eh?

I am sorry for your dilemma but love the advice and guidance given. Oh, by the wa, if that poison works won't ya just have another decaying rat to have to deal with? That smell is SOOO Gross.

Good Luck!

Less · 07-10-2006, 11:16

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Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee

I'm an american so of course I've got every kind of weapon

necessary from a bb gun to 30 30 rifle as well as what every Yank boy has but an semi automatic 9 mm hand gun.

But how to get them through customs hmmm . . . Okay that won't help.

Good Luck!

What a nice man to do what so many of your fellow countrymen have done so often offering to come fully tooled up to solve all my problems for me.

However being British we live in fear of what is known as 'friendly fire', I would be just a little nervous allowing you anywhere near my kitchen, though the rat probably wouldn't have those worrys.

Here's just a quick thought, next time your talking to good old George, why not suggest that he does get a little task force together and take over the U.K.
It would solve two problems we would become rich again from all your aid, and Your economy would be able to boom again once you wrote us off as a tax loss!

katex · 07-10-2006, 15:11

Hey Less, perhaps you could hire a Pied Piper outfit for Garinda and set of pipes for him to blow .. no harm in trying. Unless rats are tone deaf, of course.

(Ok just typed innocently what I think might be a prompt for comment!)

Less · 07-10-2006, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by katex

(Ok just typed innocently what I think might be a prompt for comment!)

How could you be accused of anything else katex? As usual you are worthy of a comment, if I can think of one that's printable I'll put it on later.

Less · 07-10-2006, 16:19

Well it's nice to have a bit of company, so I thought because it seems to be staying I'd go out and get my rat an new set of clothes ready for Christmas. After all it's not long to go now.

(As modelled by a professional, this product may not look as good on your own rat), That's what it said in the small print!

garinda · 07-10-2006, 20:25

Gee he looks cute.

After a great deal of thought I've decided I would like to but your little one a fashionable outfit.

Suprisingly rat costumiers are a bit thin on the ground. However, I've checked the measurments, and your little rodent will fit into any of these Guinea pig designs.

Please let me know which he'd like, and I'll send it off to Father Christmas.

http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/costumes.html

Less · 07-10-2006, 20:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

Gee he looks cute.

After a great deal of thought I've decided I would like to but your little one a fashionable outfit.

Suprisingly rat costumiers are a bit thin on the ground. However, I've checked the measurments, and your little rodent will fit into any of these Guinea pig designs.

Please let me know which he'd like, and I'll send it off to Father Christmas.

http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/costumes.html

He say's the only thing the Guinea Pigs have that he wants is one of these:-

Less · 13-10-2006, 04:44

R.I.P. Ratty

Got up to make a brew, and there on the kitchen floor was poor old ratty looking very poorly, I dispatched him with a hammer blow to the back of the head. (he's alot bigger close up).

I now have a problem of disposal, Friday is refuse day and I need a quick answer, Do I put him in my blue box, blue sack, green bin or white sack?
I can't find anything on the council web site about the category he must fit into.

Or, perhaps I could try to improve my culinary skills?

WillowTheWhisp · 13-10-2006, 07:06

Congratulations Less