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Old 19-04-2009, 16:54   #1
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What a pile of rubbish I'm going to Complain to the makers!

Just arrived back from sunning myself and felt a need for a snack, looked in my freezer and thought, "yes, chicken in sauce with rice, that will do".

followed the instructions, the chicken giving off a very nice aroma but the rice was as hard as bullets.

Feeling a little miffed I googled the maker to complain,

Page 1 my personal details,
Page 2 the problem,
Page 3 the use by date on the packet, Ah, yes, well, perhaps, June 2006 is a little out of date?

Note to self, clear the freezer out more often in future!

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Old 19-04-2009, 17:04   #2
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where did you fit the rice ?

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Old 20-04-2009, 09:05   #3
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This is more like it

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Old 20-04-2009, 09:43   #4
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Re: What a pile of rubbish I'm going to Complain to the makers!

buy a new packet of the stuff, eat it, then use that date.
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Old 20-04-2009, 13:23   #5
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oooh crafty Cashy.......but I like it
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Old 21-04-2009, 13:00   #6
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Hey, Accylass, i thought that was your beer fridge, it looks very familiar. xxx
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Old 22-04-2009, 10:16   #7
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oooh crafty Cashy.......but I like it
Hey Margaret they don't put bay windows in slums
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Old 22-04-2009, 10:18   #8
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Hey, Accylass, i thought that was your beer fridge, it looks very familiar. xxx
So its true she not a secret lemonade drinker then Vera
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Old 22-04-2009, 12:00   #9
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So its true she not a secret lemonade drinker then Vera

Haha! No it's coke

If my fridge looked liked that... I'd have a new resident!
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Old 22-04-2009, 14:34   #10
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I will not tell a lie, NO she is not, Accylass may look like she drinking lemonade, but one never knows what is in with it
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Old 26-04-2009, 09:52   #11
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there,s now,t up with that accylass you can always say its full.
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