I'm not enjoying this - Page 2

Ken Moss · 02-02-2010, 09:00

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Originally Posted by Less

Am I too old to be adopted?

Afraid so, old lad. I can't thank my wife enough for the life I now have and after years of workaholism I met her and she showed me how much fun taking it easy can be. She's still not entirely knocked it out of me but Sunday afternoons are reserved for the two of us in the living room with a bottle or two and a good book while the smell of roasting meat wafts through from the kitchen.

I live in a nice town in a lovely terraced house with a fantastic woman. It's taken years of searching to find what I wanted and it's the best feeling in the world but no matter what we each do during the day we always have mealtimes together at the dining table. It's one of the the most important parts of our day and a big factor in keeping us together, something which is being sadly eroded in society by TV dinners.

Less · 02-02-2010, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss

Afraid so, old lad.

Well that is just typical, once you get past 52 and lose those cherubic youthful looks, I suppose statistically the chances of adoption are approaching zero.

Damn this ageist society we live in.

Margaret Pilkington · 02-02-2010, 12:58

I thinks so Less......to be adopted you have to be in nappies, be cute with dimples and gurgle a lot.

Less · 02-02-2010, 14:15

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I thinks so Less......to be adopted you have to be in nappies, be cute with dimples and gurgle a lot.

I'm getting closer as each day passes, I'll know I'm ready when my place in a nursing home is booked by my kids.

shillelagh · 02-02-2010, 14:31

is it not already booked less?

Less · 02-02-2010, 14:34

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

is it not already booked less?

Nope, same as everyone else they are waiting to see if I win the lottery, wouldn't want to upset me while there is still just, a chance.

Mick · 02-02-2010, 14:37

Less already gets his nappies delivered ..............well male incontinence pants

flashy · 02-02-2010, 14:38

buy a slow cooker then you wouldn't have as much washing up to do

put the stuff in at morning then it'll all be ready for when you get back from the pub

Less · 02-02-2010, 14:41

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Originally Posted by mick

Less already gets his nappies delivered ..............well male incontinence pants

I still refuse to wear your second hand clothes, please use your recycling facility's and stop putting them through my letter box!

katex · 02-02-2010, 17:49

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I thinks so Less......to be adopted you have to be in nappies, be cute with dimples and gurgle a lot.

Well, 'two outa three 'aint bad' ... and cute 'aint one of them..

tosh · 02-02-2010, 18:23

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Aye, Aye mate, you don't know Less's reputation then ??

the only warm glow Less requires is usually alcohol induced & he's happy at that

no need for that dave.

Less · 02-02-2010, 18:47

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Originally Posted by katex

Well, 'two outa three 'aint bad' ... and cute 'aint one of them..

kate you're getting confused again, I'm over here, stop looking in that mirror!

DaveinGermany · 02-02-2010, 19:45

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Originally Posted by tosh

no need for that dave.

Aah Tosh

!! can't you see I'm trying to get Less his Mystique & Kudos back after his carefully crafted legend & mythos was so cruelly pilloried by a peculiar female who waylaid him in the Market. She then made the preposterous claim that he had ........ that he had ......... Fresh meat & Veg, I mean FRESH MEAT & VEG, the very thought just makes you shudder, Less with something HEALTHY !! ?? !!

so many Illusions dashed & wrecked upon the vicious rocks of heresy !!