![]() |
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Congratulations, then to Cashy, Harwood Red and Spuggie, for accurately predicting England’s inglorious exit from the World Cup at only the second hurdle. This was not a particularly difficult forecast - we were lucky to get beyond the group stage - and as such I hope you made a small investment at the bookmakers in order to get some free money in return.
As for the rest of you – may I respectfully suggest that you all arrange a visit to your GP as soon as possible. You are all suffering from delusions of the world about you and varying doses of medication are obviously necessary. In the extreme cases - those who somehow believed that England would win the cup – then sectioning in a madhouse and a long course of straitjacket treatment is probably the only remedy. Meanwhile, our team – that pathetic band of brothers - shall now return from Africa in the knowledge that their expedition has resulted in the biggest national embarrassment on the part of Englishmen there since the Battle of Isandlwana in 1879. The German game has been England’s worse result since our participation began in the World Cup. If our so-called palyers have any sense of honour, they will alter their uniform of M&S grey suits to yellow suits and replace the Three Lions with three little pussy cats. No doubt there will be a phalanx of police guards to meet them at Heathrow Aerodrome. I can only hope that amongst those policemen will be members of the City of London’s serious fraud squad ready to arrest the entire team for the crime of obtaining money by false pretence (and possibly high treason). As for the Italian, he should not be allowed to pass immigration but instead should be relieved of his passport in order for the stamp ‘Persona Non Grata’ to be clearly marked within. He should then be placed on the next available flight to Bologna or wherever, never to return to these sacred shores. Whatever else happens, let us just make sure that these scoundrels are never again let loose in England colours. They successively failed to beat a motley collection of ex-colonial Sunday afternoon-in-the-park footballers, camel herdsmen and then just managed a win against a country hardly larger in size and population than that of the Borough of Hyndburn and which did not even exist some fifteen years ago (and which I am unable to locate on any map). Once again, it’s back to the drawing board. I have only one firm prediction and it is this – the Englishmen who will one day lift the World Cup are not yet born. |
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
now the if onlys start .. if rooney was fully fit, if that goal had have counted, if crouch had come on instead of heskey ....:D:D:D
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
if only we weren't crap |
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Capello is just saying "We played Well"
Kinda sums up one of the things thats wrong in our country...he gets paid how much??....and he honestly thinks that!! We need to take a ruddy great Machette to the level of payments made to premier league footballers! Best Regards - Taggy |
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Still, there may be some good news. The only benefit made from the England World Cup campaign has been that of the South African and Chinese economies (the former through visiting fans, the latter through through the export of St Georges Flags). I wonder, therfore, if there is not a recyling business opportunity to be made with the latter. Surely some enterprising person can come up with some ideas?
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
my dad thinks he's funny, he's now flying his England flag at half mast :rolleyes:
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Yeah...things are funny. I've switched over to Film4 and on there is 'The Truman Show'..which I've seen before but which I sometimes get confused with' Groundhog Day'. With either, the theme is roughly the same - and that is the script played over and over again so that everyone knows what the end result will be. Just like the England football team - a different cast, same plot and we all know the ending - never happy.
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Anyway, maybe starting next week we could have a Euro Tri-Cup...us, the Frogs and the Eye-Ties...maybe with the grand final two weeks today with a winners trophy of 'The Best of the Worst'.
|
Re: World Cup England - Place yer bets!
Quote:
Its gonna be interesting in a years plus time, when the full effects of Government cuts start to hit us all, if the general public will support the ridiculous financial packages put in place for our "Premier"?...footballers and Managers. On a performance point...surely, surely itstime now to put a cap of the number of foriegn players each team can field!...I mean a significant cap though...one which states that perhaps 75% of players should be from these shores. Then perhaps we can develope strong national teams again, whilst still benefitting from the skills that some top clas foreign players can bring! Best Regards - Taggy |
All times are GMT. The time now is 17:21. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1
© 2003-2013 AccringtonWeb.com