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Old 18-11-2005, 10:41   #1
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Social Chaos

Perhaps one way to solve many of the countries problems would be to re order the social structure and fabric of the nation!

We are always being told that we are suffering from high unemployment, crime and depression!

It occured to me that many of these issues could be curbed by limiting the actions and activities of women.

If women were made to stay at home rather than trouble themsleves in the male dominated world of work there would be (as an inevitable consequence) a freeing up of jobs. These would of course be taken by their rightful occupiers (men). Result, no unemployment.

Second, it has been recently observed that women have less driving accidents then men. This is of course true, however, the reasons for this have not been widely publicised, leading to this mis informed belief that women are better drivers (which is of course incorrect). Men have more accidents as they have to spend a great deal of time avoiding the dangerous antics of women drivers... result..... more accidents..... rememdy...... ban women drivers......result.... fewer cars, less pollution and safer roads!

Third, politics. Women have had a profound affect on politics. Indeed I feel I need say no more than that. Emily Panckhurst has a lot to answer for! Remove the vote for women ban women MP's. Result.... no more depression!

I believe that women and men would have much happier lives if the fairer sex were to keep themselves busy in the home and leave the world of men to the men!

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Old 18-11-2005, 10:45   #2
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Re: Social Chaos

Lol Wolfie.

I can give you the names of some clubs were you'll never have to see women.
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Old 18-11-2005, 10:50   #3
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Re: Social Chaos

[quote=Bad-Wolf]Second, it has beed recently observed [quote]


I think Wolfie should learn to spell simple words like been. Maybe then he wouldn't be so depressed with his life.

You are more than welcome to do my shift today Wolfie.......I could do with a rest, but you would be working with a ward full of women. Don't worry, they'll treat you gently.
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Old 18-11-2005, 10:52   #4
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Re: Social Chaos

Why stop with chaining women to the kitchen sink?

We could send children up chimneys, and even have the local Squire whipping the serfs that dared to answer him back.

On second thoughts Peter Britcliffe with a whip, is a sight to horrible to contemplate.
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Old 18-11-2005, 11:11   #5
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Oi! I thought I was the only masoginist in the accyweb village, where does this Bad Wolf come into the equation?

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Old 18-11-2005, 11:14   #6
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[quote=lettie][quote=Bad-Wolf]Second, it has beed recently observed
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I think Wolfie should learn to spell simple words like been. Maybe then he wouldn't be so depressed with his life.
Perhaps wolfie was deprived of a much needed pre-school education at his mothers knee because she was out holding down a full time job?
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Old 18-11-2005, 11:20   #7
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Oi! I thought I was the only masoginist in the accyweb village, where does this Bad Wolf come into the equation?

You have to be able to spell misogynist to be one.

Weren't you listening in school that day, when SHE taught you that?
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Old 18-11-2005, 11:31   #8
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You have to be able to spell misogynist to be one.

Weren't you listening in school that day, when SHE taught you that?
Pedant alert!!!!
Yes rindy like you I sometimes suffer from incorrect spelling! However I am going to claim it's because perhaps I was trying to hate them en-mass.

mi·sog·y·nist
n. One who hates women.
adj. Of or characterized by a hatred of women.

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Old 18-11-2005, 12:10   #9
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Re: Social Chaos

pmsl wolf, sorry can't give you karma it wouldn't be polically correct lollll
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Old 18-11-2005, 12:15   #10
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pmsl wolf, sorry can't give you karma it wouldn't be polically correct lollll
I never did hold much with poilitcal corectness!
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Old 18-11-2005, 14:27   #11
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a woman can kill her husband and get away with it because they suffer a few days PMT yet when a man kills his wife after 20 years of nagging he goes to jail

just dosnt seem right
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Old 18-11-2005, 14:57   #12
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The causes of the country’s problems are two fold.

A tiny proportion of the citizens grab a major part of the created wealth leaving the bulk of the population scrabbling around to grab what is left.

The government in office wastes huge swathes of our taxes on unnecessary multiple layers of administration. But it does keep the unemployment figures down and makes the government look good.
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Old 18-11-2005, 16:03   #13
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Re: Social Chaos

perhaps, though a little off the point.
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Old 18-11-2005, 17:55   #14
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Re: Social Chaos

bad wolf you shouldnt realy talk down on women because they have to endure child birth and i can fully sympathise with their pain because i once stubbed my toe so i know exactly what they go through

although i didnt get gas and air for my pain
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Old 18-11-2005, 18:47   #15
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Gas and air lets women swear at the doctors and call then liars. Who needs to worry what they do next.
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