I always thought that Elf and safety were Beelzebub DaveOl' Beelzebub didn't sign up to it, no smoking = no smoking pits of sulphur & brimstone & as to furnaces of Hell ? Naked flames, they'd be having kittens, nah, he used his veto.
27 May 2012
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I always thought that Elf and safety were Beelzebub Dave
Nope, you've got it all arse about face there Jay Nick & his boys do proper torment, plucking out eyeballs, red hot pokers up the jacksey & multitudinousness torments. The jobsworths on the other hand are pure annoying amateurs with no idea of causing torment just bluddy minded aggravating misery.
Never said they were experts, they're still learning the trade of misery making Dave, but they're getting there fastttttttttttttNope, you've got it all arse about face there Jay Nick & his boys do proper torment, plucking out eyeballs, red hot pokers up the jacksey & multitudinousness torments. The jobsworths on the other hand are pure annoying amateurs with no idea of causing torment just bloody minded aggravating misery.
If you are interested in 2012 prophecies, this is one which I find appealing.
Time Wave Zero - a graph depicting events in past and future.
How it originated -
Time Wave Zero - YouTube
....and the detailed graph for this year is in the thumbnail below.
The graph shows 'ever increasing novelty'(marked by descent of the line) until it descends to the baseline in December.
i.e. - more and more novel things are happening until 'ultimate novelty' is reached, and the graph ends (just as the Mayan calendar ends).
This is not doomsday prediction, any more than the mayan calendar doesn't predict the end of the world.
It is likely that how we chart 'time' will change, which could well be due to development of time travel - we won't know until we get there.
Time Wave Zero - a graph depicting events in past and future.
How it originated -
Time Wave Zero - YouTube
....and the detailed graph for this year is in the thumbnail below.
The graph shows 'ever increasing novelty'(marked by descent of the line) until it descends to the baseline in December.
i.e. - more and more novel things are happening until 'ultimate novelty' is reached, and the graph ends (just as the Mayan calendar ends).
This is not doomsday prediction, any more than the mayan calendar doesn't predict the end of the world.
It is likely that how we chart 'time' will change, which could well be due to development of time travel - we won't know until we get there.
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Ah but according to the man who thinks tomorrow will be Doomsday, mass nuclear war in the shape of World War III wil happen first - in the next 24 hours! Be afraid, be very afraid!
Oh I'm going to bed soon just in case tomorrow is the end of the world as we know it, I'll want to get a full shift in on the last dayAh but according to the man who thinks tomorrow will be Doomsday, mass nuclear war in the shape of World War III wil happen first - in the next 24 hours! Be afraid, be very afraid!
I like this better than Mr Ronald Weinland's predictions.
Skeeter Davis - the End of the World - YouTube
Skeeter Davis - the End of the World - YouTube
well at least it's a nice day for it!
I wont bother stocking up on aftersun
I wont bother stocking up on aftersun
HelloWill I have time to cook two Lamb shanks and new potatoes for tea?
(No, not for me...for Ma and himself...I'm having blind salad)
(No, not for me...for Ma and himself...I'm having blind salad)
And I've put a load of washing on...hope it dries before it all goes belly up.
Let's go to eternity clean and smelling nice!
Let's go to eternity clean and smelling nice!
till got your guitar then Steve
Its now 10-5am Margaret your washings dry
Well it's the end of the world for Englebert in the light of his result in the Eurovision!