Caption competition.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Let me introduce you to Duck and Roll.
(I'll let you decide which one is Roll).......well, I thought it was funny

 

[jaysay]

Think this will make a great photo, well that new Moss bloke from Rishton is aways accusing me of ducking and diving

 

[garinda]

A duck in the hand, is worth two in the bushes.

 

[Less]

How about?

 

[steeljack]

From LET .....Local Council leader leads crusade to replace Garden Gnomes with high visibility Ducks .. .. says Coun. Britcliffe "everyone should have a least one Duck in front their garden "

 

[cashman]

From LET .....Local Council leader leads crusade to replace Garden Gnomes with high visibility Ducks .. .. says Coun. Britcliffe "everyone should have a least one Duck in front their garden "

Nah the missus would object.

 

[garinda]

'Ooh err missus!'

'That lady in the shop was right.'

'They do go just as fast as a Rabbit.'

 

[Romps]

Councillor - Peter Britcliffe Still trying to sort out the huge 'BILLS' for Hyndburn

 

[garinda]

'Hello, I'm Julian, and this is my friend Sandy,'

'Though I don't recognise the eeks of the two meshigeners with their lills all over us.'

 

[Kitkat]

My ducks bigger than your duck !!!

 

[garinda]

Some good ones.

The ones that tickled me, so far, came from Romps and MargaretR.

Karma awarded.

Keep 'em coming.

 

[garinda]

A new photograph will be posted on Friday.

More karma available in the meantime, for Donald and Daisy's snap.

 

[kikine]

Reinforcements coming up behind!

 

[garinda]

More karma awards available, for person who can raise the biggest titter, for this new photograph.

 

[MargaretR]

'I'll sell them on Ebay as the Terracotta Army'

 

[grannyclaret]

This is a comedown from the toilets in westminster,,,,

 

[jaysay]

Where did it all go wrong

 

[david1]

See everybody is turning their back on me now !

 

[david1]

Do i really have to paint all these , just to get my full pension ?

 

[cmonstanley]

wonder if i can claim these on my expenses