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[cmonstanley]

cherie says in her socialist voice how do we get them out of here i reckon we couldget a fiver a piece.

 

[cmonstanley]

dont be scared they werent sent by gordon brown,they only look like him.

 

[garinda]

'Elsie Tanner left them to my Dad.'

'They used to sit on the top of her backyard wall.'

'What do you think we could flog then for on eBay?'

 

[jaysay]

Quick Cherie get them on the electoral register, Labour need all the votes they can get

 

[garinda]

'You might be universally unpopular, but this lot still loves you.'

'Like Diana and the people, you are the Pixie's Prince, and that is how you will stay.

 

[jaysay]

'You might be universally unpopular, but this lot still loves you.'

'Like Diana and the people, you are the Pixie's Prince, and that is how you will stay.

Ah so you were watching the Queen on ITV 3 last night too

 

[garinda]

Ah so you were watching the Queen on ITV 3 last night too

Nope.

I've got quite a good memory.

1997, when I wrote the eulogy for him, is just like yesterday.

 

[jaysay]

Nope.

I've got quite a good memory.

1997, when I wrote the eulogy for him, is just like yesterday.

And there was me thinking it was Alistair's fair hand

 

[katex]

Nope.

I've got quite a good memory.

1997, when I wrote the eulogy for him, is just like yesterday.

"Cherie .... I wish you would learn to keep those snakes in yer head under control now and then !"

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Cherie to Tony........'I don't think this lot will pay to hear you speak love'

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Tony......'I can't understand...where did it all go wrong?'

 

[DaveinGermany]

Tony, "You dozy Mare ! I said the last place I'd want to be, would be surrounded by Tory sniggers ! Not flamin' Terracotta Figures !"

 

[garinda]

Tony, "You dozy Mare ! I said the last place I'd want to be, would be surrounded by Tory sniggers ! Not flamin' Terracotta Figures !"

Genuine laugh out loud.

Have some karma.



Keep 'em comin'.

More karma for big titters.

 

[jaysay]

Well they said everything would turn to dust

 

[MargaretR]

This 'sh.... a brick' habit has to stop, darling

 

[DaveinGermany]

Tony " What the ? you clotheared Scouse binter ..... What I said was, we could make a market killing by buying up all these cheap Homes !! Not ..... terracotta gnomes !"

 

[walkinman221]

Keep smiling they will be expecting another *uck up!!

 

[garinda]

About time we had another.

Accrington Town Hall celebrates performing it's first (barely) civil partnership.

 

[DaveinGermany]

About time we had another.

Accrington Town Hall celebrates performing it's first (barely) civil partnership.

Whispers in the mayors ear "Did you get all the blood off it first ? Else we'll have hell an' all to pay !"

 

[JCB]

Ooooh ! Can I borrow your pretty bib ?