Caption competition.

[garinda]

'Having known Diana, I can see the appeal of a veil, your Royal Highness.'

'Perhaps a burka might be a nice Christmas present idea, Sir?'

 

[cashman]

Pst.....Will ya marry us? i'll see ya right.

 

[heth]

I think it was her that just passed wind, the smelly b ugger!!!

 

[garinda]

'Yes your Royal Highness, I knew your aunts, and their high ranking Nazi husbands, your uncles, very well, when I was in the Hitler Youth.'

 

[jaysay]

I'm sorry Charles its out of the question Camilla and yourself using Castlegandolfo for your holidays next year

 

[MargaretR]

I can arrange a bulk purchase discount on
Duchy Originals Communion Wafers

 

[jaysay]

Do you still practice the goose step in private, I do

 

[garinda]

'Dump the Church of England, when the old girl finally pops it, come back to the fold, and I'll make you a Saint'.

 

[DaveinGermany]

"So zen your Highness ! Should I be startink ze exorcism now to remove zis dark shadow ?"

 

[Romps]

"Charles, why in Gods name is she dressed for a funeral? Has your mother sent another Taxi?"

 

[walkinman221]

My vord prinz charles diana has let herself go a bit!

 

[walkinman221]

Next time you salute me click your heels as well as raising your hand .

 

[DaveinGermany]

"Nien you Highness ! Put zer cash back in your pocket, zer is not enough in ze werld for me to take her into zer Nunnery!"

 

[walkinman221]

So once more after me it goes Deutschland Deutschland uber alles

 

[Greeny]

Mummy has always loved horses , but this is no Black Beauty.

 

[garinda]

More titters raised, but I've given out too much karma, so more due within twenty four hours.

 

[Romps]

Lol I knew you'd get it Rindy.........thanks for the Karma hun xx

 

[garinda]

A new year, a new caption competition.

Karma given for titters raised.

 

[garinda]

Labour launch rival to the Market Hall, trialing seven day trading.

 

[garinda]

Labour secure Lottery funding for new community art project, The Great Victorian Raffle.