Confession time ..

i was once dared to piched something out of a shop...... i did a mars bar .....then i took it back after school ..... the owner of the shop .who i new quite well said " i knew you'd bring it back" well thats my confession done ...i was only 13yrs at the time ...and thinking of becoming a nun...... WOT ME A NUN.
 
A nun went to confession & confessed to wearing no knickers, so the priest said take three hail mary's,& give us a cartwheel on the way out.
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JohnW said:
A nun went to confession & confessed to wearing no knickers, so the priest said take three hail mary's,& give us a cartwheel on the way out.

Old or young nun? Its the clothing that does it. :D
 
I once nicked a load of cones from the roadside.......made planters out of them for the garden hehe......looked really nice painted white :D
 
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