Just answering the questions posed will do Ken.

And poor sweet naieve Ken firmly believes that casting a vote will change things.
I don't know whether to pity him or chuck a brick at him.

I don't know whether to pity him or chuck a brick at him.
My tastes may be catholic dear but I do draw the line, occaisionally. And besides, I'm getting a bit too long in the tooth to go shinning up drainpipes to negotiate with stroppy councillors.
A bit like the phoenix then. Too much to hope he might go up in flames I suppose.
Nah, I think I'll leave him up there actually, pour encourager les autres, sort of thing. At least he will keep the pigeons away.
Yes, and I could probably train him to repeat comical phrases such as "Ed Milliband is a plonker" and "B*gger Kashmir", wot fun.
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