Inults

[yerself]

Insults

What’s your favourite insult or put-down? A couple of my favourites are political ones.

As Disraeli said of Gladstone “The man is like a telescope. You can pull him apart and see straight through him.”

Or there’s the exchange between Churchill and Bessie Braddock.

“Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk.”
“You madam are ugly. I shall be sober tomorrow.”

 

[Doug]

Madam, until you entered, there was light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Doug]

Oliver Herford – A General Observation of the female mind.

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often".

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Sorry always me theat lowers the tone but I like these lol!

Your as much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
Your about as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

 

[yerself]

Re: Insults

Your about as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

Or an astronaut's suit.

 

[chav1]

perhaps when i loose the use of my right hand i may consider going out with your friend





are you naturaly stupid or are you just doing it to wind me up


even god made mistakes your living proof af that

if walls could talk they would ask you to leave the room

your so ugly when you were born the midwife slapped your mother

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Re: Insults

Or an astronaut's suit.

LMAO!!

Another one that I like

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

 

[Doug]

Madam, Every woman has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

 

[chav1]

hmm heres one to use for the police when caught speeding

police officer - ive been waiting here all day to catch speeders

yerself - thats why i got here as fast as i could officer

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

 

[yerself]

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say when.

 

[chav1]

does it not smell having your a$$hole only 2cm under your nose

 

[chav1]

its simply a case of mind over matter

i dont mind because you dont matter

 

[slinky]

Your as much use as a chocolate fire guard.

 

[slinky]

If wit was sh't you would be constipated.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

 

[Neil]

Why don't you put your heads together and make a shed

 

[cashman]

never mistake me for somebody that gives a sh*t.

 

[slinky]

Are you talking to me? or chewing a brick.......because your teeth will end up a mess which ever one!!