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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot".
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"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush."
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"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own "
 
pmsl...some really good ones me being as nice as I am never insult anyone......tralalalala....
 
people say your not fit to eat with the pigs but i stuck up for you and told them that you are
 
sorry i was wrong to call you a tw*t

tw*ts are usefull , you are not


hmm it wont let me type twits lol ;)
 
ime sorry please forgive me i dont speak moron do you happen to know english
 
Lady Astor once told Winston churchill that if she were married to him she would poison him........he told her that if he were married to her he would take the poison.
 
Here's another one of Winston Churchill's famous retorts:

George Bernard Shaw: Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.
Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one
 
You couldn't organize an erection in a brothel.


Said by me to older men than me, of a working class Tory bent. :)
 
there are many good reasons why brothers shouldnt shouldnt sleep with their sisters and your just one of them
 
Also Churchill - Nancy Astor said to him "Winston, if you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee"

WSC said "Nancy, if you were my wife, I would drink it".

Can't remember exactly who, but there was a parliamentary exchange in the 19 century:

"Sir, I am unsure whether you will die on the scaffold or of the pox!"

Response? -

"That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your Lordship's morals, or your Lordship's mistress!"

Nice one!
 
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