old firestaion?

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can anyone tell me what is going to happen with the old firestation in ossie,:idunno: went past it today and what a bloody tip! the place is boarded up and falling down and there is rubbish everywhere! with a brook nearby i hate to think whats lurking in that lot, i dont think ill be eating from any of the shops nearby, i can tell ya, just to be save :unsure8:
 
It recently was sold in an auction to be turned into a school for problem kids if I remember correctly.
 
Bagpuss said:
It recently was sold in an auction to be turned into a school for problem kids if I remember correctly.
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That was the Accy fire station,I was told the one up Ossy was sold for £75,000 and bought by someone who wanted it for the land.
 
Bagpuss said:
It recently was sold in an auction to be turned into a school for problem kids if I remember correctly.
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they already have one of those were the old rhyddings annex is.;)
 
I have to agree with the mess but what about the gypsess behind the firestation, they have managed to get the power turned on and using the place as a home!
 
Breaking news - Garinda and I have acquired it as Ossy's first lap-dancing/pole-dancing club. Accywebbers will get free admission and will only be charged £5 per pint, which is a lot better than Spearmint Rhino. We have already signed up our first lap-dancer. Only problem is, she's 85, and takes her teeth out at the slightest provocation. So - come on girls, auditions starting soon - form an orderly queue please.
 
Miss Pendy and l will be holding live auditions when she's next up from London. In the meantime Mick the mod gave me a disc today which has the photos too............ er............... adult to go in the Gallery. This included two video clips of what can only be described as a juggling competition between two of our lady members.;) So if you can't make the live auditions do remember we will consider films.

Every Wednesday at the club will be Ladies Nite, so fellas don't forget we will be looking for fresh meat there too.

Audition dates to follow. Please give Penrinda's Pole all the support you can muster.
 
garinda said:
Please give Penrinda's Pole all the support you can muster.
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Was never any good at the dancin bit, but I'll get out of my tree for that one, can I be your first member..................:D
 
Rindy and Pendy I hope you will find my audition video satisfactory, it is CCTV footage from Church St. that I had great difficulty acquiring from a Saturday night out round town. The lamp post on which I'm entwined, though it may have looked like I had genuine affection for it, it meant nothing to me, it was just there at the time and made the first move on me, I think I may have had my beer goggles on and didn't look quite as .... mmmm interesting on a Monday morning whilst shopping :D !
 
Darling Tinks, your tape has been placed on the pile with the others, from experience l know how good you are at 'working' it, so don't worry.;)

But don't try to pretend you were shopping on Monday morning, the tape clearly shows you in the same skimpy attire you were wearing on the Saturday!




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The Ladies 'juggling' competition, [by which l mean the ladies are juggling, rather than the ladies being tossed around,] l'm told is available from Mick.

It's also available under many a good counter across the Borough, or so l'm told.

All of our audition tapes will be kept under lock and key, and not used as cheap tittilation for all and sundry to ruminate over. Well not until nearer Christmas anyway.;)
 
Quote : All of our audition tapes will be kept under lock and key, and not used as cheap tittilation for all and sundry to ruminate over. Well not until nearer Christmas anyway : un-quote ...............

I SAY ...............

Put them on the WEB .....:D and the money you make from them , put 2 poles in then we have 2X the fun in the club !!!!!!!! ......;) ;) :D
 
fireman said:
Can I come and bring my helmet ?
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You'll be very welcome, there will be an Accy Web discount card.

Which helmet? You told me you had a few? Policeman's? Fireman's? Oh, surely not.........?
 
It's what you wear with the helmet, Ian. Are you saying you want to be auditioned for Ladies Nite? - if so, helmet and black leather thong, please. We do need to check your assets.
 
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