questions game

[emamum]

A) in my bath...

Q) why do we celebrate christmas?

 

[kathleen_firth]

A) in my bath...

Q) why do we celebrate christmas?

because thats when supermanflew all the jews out of egypt

q) where is milk from??

 

[firth_dawn]

a pig.....................

what type of bird is donald duck ?

 

[mrskitty]

what type of bird is donald duck ?

A.....A large winged dog-type with no legs,i think lol

Q.....How long does the average pregnancy last?

 

[Neil]

a...69

Q... if i have 2 balls in my hand how many balls are in my hand?

ooh err flashy! you have got it on the mind havent you! lol

A) 20

Q) where does santa live?

What a boring answer , could you not have come up with somthing better than that?

 

[Neil]

A.....A large winged dog-type with no legs,i think lol

Q.....How long does the average pregnancy last?

A. Probably less than 24 weeks these days

Q.... What is the point of this daft thread?

 

[mrskitty]

A. Probably less than 24 weeks these days

Q.... What is the point of this daft thread?

A......to get Neil going


Q....why does an elephant have a trunk?

 

[Neil]

A......to get Neil going


Q....why does an elephant have a trunk?

A.... To keep Katex away - see thread in over 18's

Q.... Why do dog owners not clean up their dogs dirt?

 

[mrskitty]

LMAO!!!

A..........because they like to keep their desktops clean.


Q......What is wrong with people that hate chocolate?

 

[flashy]

a.... THEY SMELL

Q.... how many weeks are in 7 days?

 

[beechy]

a...a fortnight
q.. if 2 plus 2 make 4 how many 8 at the last supper

 

[flashy]

a....72

Q....if i wake up in the morning with a headache, what do i need?

 

[Mr Aleks]

Am I missing something here?

Willow your not alone in thinking what a stupid and pointless topic this is.

 

[mrskitty]

Q....if i wake up in the morning with a headache, what do i need?

A...A good,hard........................rock.



Q......whats santas favourite colour?

 

[beechy]

a.... biege

q.....if this threads boring what is naming towns and cities

 

[AccyLass]

a: ecstatic!

q: Why do I love pink?

 

[flashy]

a....because your a bloke

Q....why is my hair curly?

 

[emamum]

A) because you have been eating your crusts...



Q) what is the meaning of life?

 

[AccyLass]

a....because your a bloke

Q....why is my hair curly?

a: because you straightened it

q: why is it christmas day on the 25th of december

 

[flashy]

a....it isnt, they changed the date this year

Q....what makes people cough?