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Forum: Anything Goes 06-03-2008, 20:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day lmao :o..............

Forum: Anything Goes 02-03-2007, 15:39

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day One day a man went into a chemist and asked the girl behind the Counter for three packs of condoms. "Yes, certainly." she replied "Have you tried the coloured ones? There's blue, red and yellow."...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-10-2006, 23:29

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day 2 fleas on a fanny. 1 is a burglar tother one is a Junki. How do you tell them apart?? The burglar is hidding in a bush............. The junki is sniffing the crack.................:D ...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-03-2006, 14:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day I bought an Irish crystal ball the other day, it tells me what happened last week.:D :D

Forum: Anything Goes 28-01-2006, 00:18

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Ugly bloke walks into pub with big grin on his face, " what you grinning at" ask's the barman. The fella explains " well I was walking home last night past the railway lines when I saw a fit bird...

Forum: Anything Goes 28-01-2006, 00:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Asylum seeker at the side of road eating grass. Car stops, driver says "don't eat that mate come with home with me" Asylum seeker says " I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too??" driver says...

Forum: Anything Goes 28-01-2006, 00:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A woman was in a coma for several months, one day the nurses noticed a slight response while washing her f""ny. They rushed to her husband and explained. They suggested a little oral S"x might bring...

Forum: Anything Goes 28-01-2006, 00:05

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day One day a man goes to the doctors and explains that everything he does, he keeps farting. The man is obviously very embarrassed. Doctor says " sit down please" so the man does, but he farts very...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-01-2006, 23:49

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A man doing his shopping one day realises that a blonde is looking at him and he waves....he says " I'm sorry but do I know you?" she replies "I think you're the dad of one of my kids" the man...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-12-2005, 12:51

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day omg lmao:D :D :D :D

Forum: Anything Goes 30-11-2005, 16:13

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Why did god make woman have thrush?? So she could see what it would be like to live with a irritating T"""t before she married one.:D

Forum: Anything Goes 30-11-2005, 11:41

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A Pakistani couple are walking out of the divorce courts. The woman is sobbing her heart out. The Ex Husband turns to her and says " for goodness sake woman stop crying, we are still cousins".:D

Forum: Anything Goes 14-09-2005, 21:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A lion walk into a bar and...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-09-2005, 17:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Who was the last person to f'''' a aussie and bring home the ashes?????? Paula Yates................................................................(sorry sorry).

Forum: Anything Goes 06-09-2005, 10:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back,...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-06-2005, 01:22

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Short but sweet................................. Why is it men have there best ideas during sex?? Because there plugged into a bloody genius

Forum: Anything Goes 25-05-2005, 22:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A man had to show his grey hair to prove he could get pension. His wife said to him, ''you should have showed you c''k and we could have got disability too''.

Forum: Anything Goes 11-05-2005, 23:25

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day A recent survey was done and 90% of woman choose not to marry. The reason being for 1 oz of sausage why marry the whole bloody pig???????

Forum: Anything Goes 24-04-2005, 22:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day imagine how much you would have won at the bookies if last year you had bet that by the end of april the pope and charles would have both been stiff in a old box.:eek:

Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2005, 15:09

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day 12- Pack A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well,...

Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2005, 15:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2005, 23:19

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day There is a man and he only has one testicle, all his childhood everyone called him 'one stone'. So this one day he thinks ''no more will they call me one stone and, the next person that does I...

Forum: Anything Goes 18-03-2005, 15:31

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Doctors waiting rooms. There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-03-2005, 09:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day Three fastest means of communication.................. 1)tele-phone 2)Tele- vision 3)Tell-a-woman

Forum: Anything Goes 16-03-2005, 09:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By slinky Re: Joke Of The Day After 20 years of sex in the dark, wife discovers that husband has been using a (ann-summers toy......get my drift), she asks him to explain, he says '' i'll explain but you explain about the kids...

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