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Forum: Anything Goes 09-02-2006, 17:15

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day a bunch of lesbians have been arrested for being drunk in accrington! police say that they are under suspicion of minge drinking.

Forum: Anything Goes 09-02-2006, 16:45

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day a baby monkey asked his mum "why are we so ugly"? mum relied"son,thank god we look like this! you should see the poor barsteward thats reading this! :D

Forum: Anything Goes 09-02-2006, 16:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day barrymore"s success on big brother was so impressive that they have offered him his own sitcom called.........only pools and corpses!

Forum: Anything Goes 09-02-2006, 16:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day an englshman,irishman,and a scotsman are in a pub, englishman says the wife has just paid 50.00 quid for a hair-do and she doesnt go out? scotsman says thats nowt mine has just bought a car and...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-02-2006, 16:47

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day if a farmer grew a field full of dildos? what would be his biggest problem? SQUATTERS.....................:p

Forum: Anything Goes 08-02-2006, 01:39

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day a blonde was doing a jigsaw!and shouts to her husband,give me a hand. the husband walks over and the blonde says ,its supposed to be a tiger? husband says put the the frosties back in the fcuking...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-02-2006, 00:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day this is one for bazf. god and jesus looking down on earth! they see paddy rowing a boat, and jesus says i wonder what he will do if i take a qtr of his brain away? ZAP...paddy loses qtr of his...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-02-2006, 19:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day rich man and poor man talking at the bar! porr man says to the rich one what you getting the wife for valentines day? oh the rich bloke says a merc and a diamond ring! if she doesnt like one she...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-02-2006, 18:54

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day 2 men! 1 is 350ft high on a tight rope, the other is getting a blow job off an 85 year old woman, Q.what do they have in common? A.they both darent look down!:p

Forum: Anything Goes 01-02-2006, 16:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day a bonde stood at side of a river wondering how to get to the other side? she spots another blonde on the other side and shouts how do i get to the other side? the other blonde shouts back! i thought...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-11-2005, 17:24

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day scientists have crossed a chicken with an onion, they have finally got a cock that will bring tears to a womans eye.

Forum: Anything Goes 23-07-2005, 01:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day all muslims do not drink?this has been proven wrong today!when one was found with 5 shots in him!

Forum: Anything Goes 03-01-2005, 18:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls. Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-12-2004, 19:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day :D A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "'Cause I'm starting to grow...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-12-2004, 18:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day....

Forum: Anything Goes 16-12-2004, 19:32

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day :D There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just...

Forum: Anything Goes 14-12-2004, 18:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-12-2004, 19:04

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day How Does A Blonde Turn The Light On?????? She Opens The Car Door!!!

Forum: Anything Goes 01-12-2004, 16:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day what as peter andre and yasser arafat got in common????????? they are both stiff in jordan!!!!

Forum: Anything Goes 26-11-2004, 19:19

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day its took three weeks for the results of fred dibnah to come out and they are still argueing. 1.says it was cancer....cus he smoked like a chimney 2. says it was veneral...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2004, 19:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day taffy gets marooned on a island with his faithful sheepdog and one sheep, they all go down to the beach every night and watch the sunset, this particular night...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2004, 19:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day p.m me your mob no i get some real crackers.

Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2004, 18:59

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day pregnant dublin girl phones home, ma ...oi tink me waters hav broke, oh...me holy jaysus..she says... where will ya be ringing from? ...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2004, 18:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day Englishman,Irishman,Scotsman granted a last wish before they are being executed, irishman says. aah to be sure,to here danny boy played on the flute by james galway, the scotsman said to...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2004, 18:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By staggeringman Re: Joke Of The Day what do women and floor tiles have in common??? lay them good and you can walk all over them for years!!!

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