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Forum: Anything Goes 14-05-2022, 15:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Well thank you Tads ...... I think. :D

Forum: Anything Goes 05-11-2021, 18:41

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day The ESA, launched a rocket to the moon crewed by a Yorkingshireite & a Chimp, the lunar lander was remotely controlled from the space centre in Darmstadt & as the module touched down on the surface,...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-04-2020, 13:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Now that's a 10 on the Ouch scale. :D

Forum: Anything Goes 30-03-2020, 12:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Just a quickie, if you get an e-mail from the Dept for Health saying not to eat tinned pork due to it containing Covid-19, ignore it, it's Spam! ;)

Forum: Anything Goes 13-03-2020, 10:26

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Ooh Ouch! :)

Forum: Anything Goes 19-12-2015, 08:48

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Aargh! You need beating round the head with it for that one! :D

Forum: Anything Goes 11-07-2015, 20:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Scandalous, libellous, anti Scouser propaganda! I'll see you in court mate! How dare you, it should be a capital "S" ;) :D

Forum: Anything Goes 17-03-2015, 17:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day What are you on about woman? According to your comment blokes have been protecting their brains since 1874! :D

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2013, 13:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Only to those who want it to be. ;)

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 12:30

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Yeah, yeah, stereotypical typecasting ! (Plus I've heard it before, just waiting for the one about Jesus in the bar getting Pints & shaking hands, no doubt someone will have a dig.) :D

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 11:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Typical that ! Go on, pick on the Scousers ! I don't know, you Woollies have got some proper neck ! :D

Forum: Anything Goes 15-02-2013, 17:59

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Him - fancy a bit of how's yer father tonight ? Her - we can't, it's lent. Him - Well get over there & tell' em you want it back ! :D

Forum: Anything Goes 25-07-2012, 19:41

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day A dimensional door opened up & the Bear was drawn through the vortex to maintain the "3's" integrity within the joke. ;) That or he just got it mixed up. :D

Forum: Anything Goes 02-12-2011, 18:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Just received this & thought I'd pass it along, enjoy. :) John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-12-2010, 15:10

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day Not really jokes as such but clearing some of the rubbish from the PC, I came across these, they may make you grin too !

Forum: Anything Goes 20-06-2010, 10:39

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By DaveinGermany Re: Joke Of The Day After perusal of a publicatin called "The ultimate loo book" by Mitchell Symons I chanced upon this little grin maker "The Buffalo theory" so I checked it out online & here it is, enjoy :) Bar...

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